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Alright, so there's an employe placing produce in the vegetable isle of a grocery store. While he's working, an old lady walks up to him and asks:
"Do you know where the broccoli is, sir? I can't find the broccoli".
"Oh, I'm sorry ma'am, we're freshly out, but we'll be getting some next week".
"Alright". She walks off.
Man goes back to work, but not one minute goes by and the lady comes back.
"Sir, where's the broccoli? I can't find the broccoli."
"Uh, well ma'am, we're all out of broccoli, but we'll be getting some next week", he replies, notably tenser. Old lady walks off.
A minute latter, she comes back again.
"Sir, sir! Where's the broccoli, I can't find the broccoli!"
"Ma'am, how do you spell cat, as in catastrophy?"
"C-A-T"
"How do you spell dog, as in dogmatic?"
"D-O-G".
"Okay, how do you spell fresia, as in broccoli?"
"There is no fresia in broccoli".
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU LADY, THERE IS NO ******* BROCCOLI!!!!!"

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