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TheLoadedDog

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Do they do a half loop?  Or do they do half a barrel roll?

Or something else?

I know the answer.  Give me your firstborn, ten oxen, and land as far as I can see, and I shall tell you.

**ahem** Sorry. it is very early in the wee hours here, and I have been drinking wine.
 
****. Me without my oxen.
How about words of merryment?

There once was a man from Madras
Whose balls were made of brass
In stormy weather
They clang together
And sparks flew out of his ass!
 
There was a young fellow from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Great tufts of grass
Sprouted out of his arse
And his balls were all covered in weeds.

Oh, so help me, I will bite the bullet and do the Perth one. For the common good.


There was a young man from Perth
The filthiest ******* on Earth.
When his wife was confined
He pulled down the blind
And devoured the afterbirth.
 
In Quebec, everyone except moi
Speaks a French that they call Quebecois
I just sit there and grin
While I eat my poutine
‘Cause Francais, je ne parle pas
 
LOL That's the last one I know. I'll try to scrounge up a bit of oxen for ye ;-)
 

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