New kid on the block saying 'Hi'

Hells Bells Helby said:

Hello,

Just wanted to introduce myself my name is Helen and choose to use a combination of two nick names that I've been called over my life - Hells Bells and Helby. 

Now I'm seriously stressed juggling a crappy relationship break up at the mo and know that at times I'm going be wanting my duvet and to bawl my eye out but I hope you guys will be a distraction/support and relief in those dark days. 

I'm in the UK - you might know it, Nottingham...yep the home of Robin Hood. I'm 46 years old.

So my choice in blokes has been questionable as ex husband occupied 16 yrs of my life and this last one (still attempting to wash him outta my hair) the last 10yrs. I don't have any children and look to the sky and say a whispered 'thank you God' as I have the ability to make a clean (ish) gettaway.

So to start off I'd like you guys and gals to tell me a joke please...make me laugh so I can giggle and ease this tight twist of aniexty and stress in my rib cage.

So your mission - should you choose to accept it, it 'make me chuckle!'

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A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.

The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

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terabitia said:

Hi Helen

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