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Samuel_23

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I want to see what the fellow loners have to share, be it Poems, riddles, short stories, Famous quotes, etc. Here, I shall go first.

[font=Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif]One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.[/font]


[font=Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif]-Gemälde von Edouard Leon Cortes (1882-1969)[/font]
 
LOL!

Okay, umm...

"Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results."
-Willie Nelson
 
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]"ln my experience, Nick, lessons not learned in blood are soon forgotten."[/font]
 
"Winston! You are drunk!"
"Yes madam, and you are ugly.
Tomorrow, I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly."
 
A little bit of fun on small town New Zealand (or Australia, Canada, USA, etc).

We have a comedian by the name of Tony Martin. He came to Australia from NZ when he was young. In the town where he grew up in NZ, there was a street that had a row of identical cottages. Each one faced the street. Except for the last in the row. Inexplicably, this house was at an angle. Bit of prejudice against Muslims in those days, so he started a rumour that Muslims had bought it, and turned the house to face Mecca. He had no idea people would take him seriously. It was just a joke. But the rumour spread. And folks took it seriously.

So he moved to Australia. Ten or fifteen years later, he went back for a holiday. The locals were STILL talking about it. :)
 
My favorite poem
This be the Verse by Philip Larkin

"They fresia you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were messed up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself."
 
Mother dearest, may I swim?
Yes, my darling daughter
Hang your clothes on yonder limb
But don't go near the water.
 
TheLoadedDog said:
"Winston! You are drunk!"
"Yes madam, and you are ugly.
Tomorrow, I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly."

Woman: "If I were your wife I'd put poison in your whisky"
Winston: "...And if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
 
A conceptual poem I wrote a few years ago

This aging graying piece of driftwood
Bobbing along the stream, at the mercy of the wind
Forever the dusky twilight mind
Alone in a crowd, this stone ranger stares back from the mirror
A lone drummer beats a foreign cadence
Sadly, this sponge dances like the deaf
And pines in his box, to which he holds the only key
Blind to the prism he is, that only others see
Forever buoyed by smiling sheep in friendly guises
If it weren't for the sheep
I'd be my own stone ranger, says he
But to the sheep, that I be
At times the sponge casts the blanket off
Like Linus on a sunny day
Showing the cracks, come what may
But only when the moon is blue
If only the sponge had another hand
Or a working hand at all
Better yet a granted wish to be a little tall
But the sponge's world is an imperfect place
And most days he struggles with the pace
So he returns dejected, to his box
And hardly moves at all
 
It's not much. Wrote this when I was about 19-20.

Animated stars, my dreams are shattered.
Every flicker represent one thousand tears.
The blackened sky is emptiness in my heart.
Always hoping for my sun to reappear.
 
How Gilbert Died
There's never a stone at the sleeper's head,
There's never a fence beside,
And the wandering stock on the grave may tread
Unnoticed and undenied,
But the smallest child on the Watershed
Can tell you how Gilbert died.

For he rode at dusk, with his comrade Dunn
To the hut at the Stockman's Ford,
In the waning light of the sinking sun
They peered with a fierce accord.
They were outlaws both -- and on each man's head
Was a thousand pounds reward.

They had taken toll of the country round,
And the troopers came behind
With a black that tracked like a human hound
In the scrub and the ranges blind:
He could run the trail where a white man's eye
No sign of a track could find.

He had hunted them out of the One Tree Hill
And over the Old Man Plain,
But they wheeled their tracks with a wild beast's skill,
And they made for the range again.
Then away to the hut where their grandsire dwelt,
They rode with a loosened rein.

And their grandsire gave them a greeting bold:
`Come in and rest in peace,
No safer place does the country hold --
With the night pursuit must cease,
And we'll drink success to the roving boys,
And to hell with the black police.'

But they went to death when they entered there,
In the hut at the Stockman's Ford,
For their grandsire's words were as false as fair --
They were doomed to the hangman's cord.
He had sold them both to the black police
For the sake of the big reward.

In the depth of night there are forms that glide
As stealthy as serpents creep,
And around the hut where the outlaws hide
They plant in the shadows deep,
And they wait till the first faint flush of dawn
Shall waken their prey from sleep.

But Gilbert wakes while the night is dark --
A restless sleeper, aye,
He has heard the sound of a sheep-dog's bark,
And his horse's warning neigh,
And he says to his mate, `There are hawks abroad,
And it's time that we went away.'

Their rifles stood at the stretcher head,
Their bridles lay to hand,
They wakened the old man out of his bed,
When they heard the sharp command:
`In the name of the Queen lay down your arms,
Now, Dunn and Gilbert, stand!'

Then Gilbert reached for his rifle true
That close at his hand he kept,
He pointed it straight at the voice and drew,
But never a flash outleapt,
For the water ran from the rifle breech --
It was drenched while the outlaws slept.

Then he dropped the piece with a bitter oath,
And he turned to his comrade Dunn:
`We are sold,' he said, `we are dead men both,
But there may be a chance for one;
I'll stop and I'll fight with the pistol here,
You take to your heels and run.'

So Dunn crept out on his hands and knees
In the dim, half-dawning light,
And he made his way to a patch of trees,
And vanished among the night,
And the trackers hunted his tracks all day,
But they never could trace his flight.

But Gilbert walked from the open door
In a confident style and rash;
He heard at his side the rifles roar,
And he heard the bullets crash.
But he laughed as he lifted his pistol-hand,
And he fired at the rifle flash.

Then out of the shadows the troopers aimed
At his voice and the pistol sound,
With the rifle flashes the darkness flamed,
He staggered and spun around,
And they riddled his body with rifle balls
As it lay on the blood-soaked ground.

There's never a stone at the sleeper's head,
There's never a fence beside,
And the wandering stock on the grave may tread
Unnoticed and undenied,
But the smallest child on the Watershed
Can tell you how Gilbert died.
 
I wrote this poem when I was in 3 years old

"There once was a man named Fred
Who lived in a box under a cardboard shed
How did he get there he said
It's all because he did drugs that broke his head
So listen up kids and learn from this life he's led
Live life to the fullest, not one that's dead"
 
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life.
It makes them taste quite funny
But it keeps them on the knife!
 

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