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I was accused of rape
#1
True story...

The police we’re called.

Allegations were made. 

They we’re all true.

I admit it.

Everything the stupid woman said I did, I did it.

The police questioned me and said ‘what happened here?’

So I told them, told them everything.

I said ‘well I went to the pub for a drink and when I got there ordered a lamb lunch’
#2
Whhhaaatttt??? I think we need more of the story here.
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#3
(01-05-2019, 10:05 AM)Sci-Fi Wrote: Whhhaaatttt??? I think we need more of the story here.

OK.

Well it was a Sunday, I was in the Fox and Hounds near my home in Bathley, with a pint, they had a Sunday lunch board up, so I thought quite fancy a lamb lunch for £5.99, didn’t specifically go for a lamb lunch, but I thought well for £5.99. It was quite nice actually.

I do like a good lamb lunch.

Will that do?
#4
So you're making a joke of rape? Wow.....Not cool.
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#5
I might add, I think I poured mint sauce over the meal, can’t be sure it’s been a number of years ago. But pretty sure I did.
#6
was this an attempt at a joke?
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#7
(01-05-2019, 10:52 AM)nibbysaurus Wrote: was this an attempt at a joke?

No.

It’s a true story, I’m just telling the truth.
#8
I think that's the one thing you haven't done since you started posting...
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#9
Alcohol and forum posting doesn't appear to be a good combination for you...
#10
(01-05-2019, 10:57 AM)TheRealCallie Wrote: I think that's the one thing you haven't done since you started posting...

Callie

Do you think on a Sunday, roast beef isn’t more appropriate, that’s the problem I have, I like a lamb lunch, but Sundays well always seem to say roast beef with some nice Yorkshire puddings.

(01-05-2019, 10:59 AM)LostintheBardo Wrote: Alcohol and forum posting doesn't appear to be a good combination for you...

I sense your a pork man on a Sunday.


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