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True story...

The police we’re called.

Allegations were made. 

They we’re all true.

I admit it.

Everything the stupid woman said I did, I did it.

The police questioned me and said ‘what happened here?’

So I told them, told them everything.

I said ‘well I went to the pub for a drink and when I got there ordered a lamb lunch’
 
Whhhaaatttt??? I think we need more of the story here.
 
Sci-Fi said:
Whhhaaatttt??? I think we need more of the story here.

OK.

Well it was a Sunday, I was in the Fox and Hounds near my home in Bathley, with a pint, they had a Sunday lunch board up, so I thought quite fancy a lamb lunch for £5.99, didn’t specifically go for a lamb lunch, but I thought well for £5.99. It was quite nice actually.

I do like a good lamb lunch.

Will that do?
 
I might add, I think I poured mint sauce over the meal, can’t be sure it’s been a number of years ago. But pretty sure I did.
 
Alcohol and forum posting doesn't appear to be a good combination for you...
 
TheRealCallie said:
I think that's the one thing you haven't done since you started posting...

Callie

Do you think on a Sunday, roast beef isn’t more appropriate, that’s the problem I have, I like a lamb lunch, but Sundays well always seem to say roast beef with some nice Yorkshire puddings.


LostintheBardo said:
Alcohol and forum posting doesn't appear to be a good combination for you...

I sense your a pork man on a Sunday.
 
i’m not going into the sordid details.......

It’s truly shocking .......

I don’t even want to go there.......

But I looked at my wife, and said come on Fiona, the Police?. She looked at me and said ‘but you don’t love me’.
 
TheRealCallie said:
Yeah, because making a joke about rape is so ******* hilarious.   :rolleyes:

You just don’t get it.

SHE’S MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS A RELATIONSHIPS FORUM!.
 
The police said to me what do you want us to do with her, we can take her to Millbrook.

I said don’t, give me a last few days with her I know what’s going happen.

That was Nov 12, three weeks after a heart attack.

Three days later sure enough. Knew she’d do it.

Never really saw my wife again. Just briefly on the odd occasion, for an hour or so.

We seperated in Feb 13.
 
She went back to where I met her.

Doubt whether she’ll really ever leave.
 
Okay...I think I'll just stop this right now, this is not going to go well for you at all. Rape is a serious and for some people here a very personal topic. Whatever it is you are going on about you didn't do it in the right way.
 
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