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Please allow me to introduce myself
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long year

Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

I shouted out
Who killed the Kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah

Rolling Stones

Now, you're wondering what is this?  The Church Ladies
on here want you to think I am the devil.

Most people can't handle the truth, and most people
are incredibly stupid.  Hasty, shallow thinkers.

That may be why you are lonely.  You don't have to blame
that on yourself.  Maybe it is other people who are fucked up,
not you.  Maybe you should stand up for yourself and defend yourself
and fight if you have to.

Just be aware, there are others out here also willing to fight
when it comes. And it is coming.

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