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Unix

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Hello fellas, pehaphs my previous thread was too ambitious, so I will stick with the classic. 

I'm looking for friends, people to talk with, it doesn't matter your age or gender unless you are an FBI officer pretending to be a 13 years girl that knows about the existence of forums :D

I am a friendly and supportive person with many flaws and sometimes people see me as someone with a big ego, but I assure you that I ain't like that, perhaps I need to learn how to present myself better. In the end we all have something that we cannot express as we want.

I started bjj, which is not blowjob jitsu but brasilian ju jitsu and I'm improving all areas of my life, from sex to driving skills. If you want someone to talk with, hell, even develop a friendship, pm me, or write here.

Things are going better than before, but they could be even better :)
 
Do you do programming with a name like Unix? Also, yes, i could chat. I'm 5 years older than you tho.
 
Yay!
Way to go Mr Unix. 
You got this. 😉

Blowjob jitsu.
That sounds so interesting. 😂
 
I have to compliment everyone keeping the BJJ joke going, from it's creation to the continued.

In the make love, not war, spirit. I hope someday to see BJJ in the steel octagon of MMA (Manipulating Mouth Antics)

And of course fair opportunity for women as well!

The only rule is No Girding Your Loins! :)
 
DanL53 said:
I have to compliment everyone keeping the BJJ joke going, from it's creation to the continued.

In the make love, not war, spirit.  I hope someday to see BJJ in the steel octagon of MMA (Manipulating Mouth Antics)  

And of course fair opportunity for women as well!

The only rule is No Girding Your Loins!  :)

Way to go Dan! 😂
Ahh. ****, I think this thread is entertaining me too much. 😁
 
Jessicat said:
DanL53 said:
I have to compliment everyone keeping the BJJ joke going, from it's creation to the continued.

In the make love, not war, spirit.  I hope someday to see BJJ in the steel octagon of MMA (Manipulating Mouth Antics)  

And of course fair opportunity for women as well!

The only rule is No Girding Your Loins!  :)

Way to go Dan! 😂
Ahh. ****, I think this thread is entertaining me too much. 😁


Joturbo said:
Jessicat said:
Joturbo said:
Jessicat said:
Yay!
Way to go Mr Unix. 
You got this. 😉

Blowjob jitsu.
That sounds so interesting. 😂

Lmfao..😂😱🤢

Don’t you come here and say you didn’t get a tiny dirty thought in your head!
😂

Look mate a fair proportion of the thoughts in me ead are dirty😁

Good. Owning up to it is the first step to... something something. 🤔
😂



Errrr

being a bloke possibly😁
 
Joturbo said:
Jessicat said:
DanL53 said:
I have to compliment everyone keeping the BJJ joke going, from it's creation to the continued.

In the make love, not war, spirit.  I hope someday to see BJJ in the steel octagon of MMA (Manipulating Mouth Antics)  

And of course fair opportunity for women as well!

The only rule is No Girding Your Loins!  :)

Way to go Dan! 😂
Ahh. ****, I think this thread is entertaining me too much. 😁


Joturbo said:
Jessicat said:
Joturbo said:

Don’t you come here and say you didn’t get a tiny dirty thought in your head!
😂

Look mate a fair proportion of the thoughts in me ead are dirty😁

Good. Owning up to it is the first step to... something something. 🤔
😂



Errrr

being a bloke possibly😁



Yes, well apparently I’m a bloke too so. 😂
 
Jessicat said:
Joturbo said:
Jessicat said:
DanL53 said:
I have to compliment everyone keeping the BJJ joke going, from it's creation to the continued.

In the make love, not war, spirit.  I hope someday to see BJJ in the steel octagon of MMA (Manipulating Mouth Antics)  

And of course fair opportunity for women as well!

The only rule is No Girding Your Loins!  :)

Way to go Dan! 😂
Ahh. ****, I think this thread is entertaining me too much. 😁


Joturbo said:
Jessicat said:
Don’t you come here and say you didn’t get a tiny dirty thought in your head!
😂

Look mate a fair proportion of the thoughts in me ead are dirty😁

Good. Owning up to it is the first step to... something something. 🤔
😂



Errrr

being a bloke possibly😁



Yes, well apparently I’m a bloke too so. 😂



Alright ..I hapologise😉
 
I might open a blowjob jitsu class, only women allowed in there :D Jessicat can have a private coaching lessons for free
 
This is why being bi is so nice. I don't care if someone is an innie or an outie. :)

"Dan goes in for the take down! He's taking a real chance here early in the first round. Going right for the submission! Wait, what a move! His opponent does a reverse spin twist tossing one leg over his head and before you know it Dan is flat on his back and...

Oh no! Oh no! Faceplant!!!! Right on top of him! Dan can't get out of that!

Dan wins! Dan wins!", at least as far as he is concerned!!

(Oh, I forgot to ask...does one get fair warnings before getting tossed out around here.)
 
DanL53 said:
This is why being bi is so nice.  I don't care if someone is an innie or an outie.  :)

"Dan goes in for the take down!  He's taking a real chance here early in the first round.  Going right for the submission!  Wait, what a move!  His opponent does a reverse spin twist tossing one leg over his head and before you know it Dan is flat on his back and...

Oh no!  Oh no!  Faceplant!!!!  Right on top of him!  Dan can't get out of that!

Dan wins!  Dan wins!", at least as far as he is concerned!!

(Oh, I forgot to ask...does one get fair warnings before getting tossed out around here.)

No you'll be alright Dan the entertaining ones get special privilrges😁
 
The whole thread reminded me of that porn videos when women fight till pussy licking ahahaha
 
Unix said:
I might open a blowjob jitsu class, only women allowed in there :D Jessicat can have a private coaching lessons for free

Haha. 😁
Ok. But seriously. Blowjob jitsu has to be a struggle for sure. 😂
What are the rules?
Ahh.. such a nice thread. ❤️

 
Jessicat said:
Unix said:
I might open a blowjob jitsu class, only women allowed in there :D Jessicat can have a private coaching lessons for free

Haha. 😁
Ok. But seriously. Blowjob jitsu has to be a struggle for sure. 😂
What are the rules?
Ahh.. such a nice thread. ❤️


DanL53 said:
This is why being bi is so nice.  I don't care if someone is an innie or an outie.  :)

"Dan goes in for the take down!  He's taking a real chance here early in the first round.  Going right for the submission!  Wait, what a move!  His opponent does a reverse spin twist tossing one leg over his head and before you know it Dan is flat on his back and...

Oh no!  Oh no!  Faceplant!!!!  Right on top of him!  Dan can't get out of that!

Dan wins!  Dan wins!", at least as far as he is concerned!!

(Oh, I forgot to ask...does one get fair warnings before getting tossed out around here.)

Every forum should have a dirty thread.
Good on you Unix for leading us into battle. ❤️



I dunno but I think Unix has gone off to start a new business..he's found a gap in the marshal arts market😉
 

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