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About thirteen years ago, a very pregnant woman was being rushed to the hospital to give birth. You might have heard about this. She and her husband passed by a bank just as it was being robbed and the criminals were shooting wildly and THREE bullets hit her in the belly!
Yes, that sounds horrible. The good news is, they got to the hospital, she gave birth to triplets, two girls and a boy, and everyone turned out fine including the mother. A miracle. The strange thing was try as they might, the Doctors never found the bullets.
Ok, so if you heard about it, great. No big deal if you didn't. This is thirteen years later. Jill, and June, and Little Jack are just fine.
And the mother is sitting in the den knitting and listening to music when one daughter, Jill, comes running down the stairs, "Mama! Mama! Guess what!"
"I just pee'd a bullet!"
Oh by golly that is a strange one. And as they consider things the second daughter, June, comes running down the stairs, "Mama Mama! I just pee'd a bullet!"
Oh, now the answer seems obvious and the mother is explaining about the robbery and their birth and suddenly she pauses and says, "Little Jack!" And the daughters and the mother go rushing upstairs where Little Jack is doing homework in his bedroom.
Halfway up the stairs they hear, "BANG!!!!!!" And they burst into his bedroom to discover Jack just confused and shocked and the Mama says, "Did you just pee a bullet?"
"No Mama! But someone just shot my computer!"
About thirteen years ago, a very pregnant woman was being rushed to the hospital to give birth. You might have heard about this. She and her husband passed by a bank just as it was being robbed and the criminals were shooting wildly and THREE bullets hit her in the belly!
Yes, that sounds horrible. The good news is, they got to the hospital, she gave birth to triplets, two girls and a boy, and everyone turned out fine including the mother. A miracle. The strange thing was try as they might, the Doctors never found the bullets.
Ok, so if you heard about it, great. No big deal if you didn't. This is thirteen years later. Jill, and June, and Little Jack are just fine.
And the mother is sitting in the den knitting and listening to music when one daughter, Jill, comes running down the stairs, "Mama! Mama! Guess what!"
"I just pee'd a bullet!"
Oh by golly that is a strange one. And as they consider things the second daughter, June, comes running down the stairs, "Mama Mama! I just pee'd a bullet!"
Oh, now the answer seems obvious and the mother is explaining about the robbery and their birth and suddenly she pauses and says, "Little Jack!" And the daughters and the mother go rushing upstairs where Little Jack is doing homework in his bedroom.
Halfway up the stairs they hear, "BANG!!!!!!" And they burst into his bedroom to discover Jack just confused and shocked and the Mama says, "Did you just pee a bullet?"
"No Mama! But someone just shot my computer!"