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I’m in love with the cat
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i have decided to devote my life to the cat.

Ok the conversation is crap. The sex isn’t great.

But at the end of the day it doesn’t want to go out to fancy restaurants, I don’t think it’s going to leave me.

So I am going to devote my life to the cat.
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8308347/ma...nsect-sex/

Could do worse?
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(07-12-2019, 03:54 PM)PandaSwag Wrote: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8308347/ma...nsect-sex/

Could do worse?

I certainly could.

You haven’t seen some of the women I’ve dated.
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(07-12-2019, 04:09 PM)Puddled Duck Wrote:
(07-12-2019, 03:54 PM)PandaSwag Wrote: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8308347/ma...nsect-sex/

Could do worse?

I certainly could.

You haven’t seen some of the women I’ve dated.

Well, only you can be the judge of that for yourself.  Animals are much more loving and not judgmental.
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Cats r pawesome!!


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Mandatory Maru service announcement.

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#7
LOL So cute!
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#8
You have no bother with a cat.

There’s no ‘you were looking at her’.

There’s no ‘I fancy a couple of weeks in Majorca’.

And when you fart in bed and then put your face under the covers and waft a bit to see how it smells there’s no disgusting looks from the cat.
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