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A trolley, a sacred cow and a relatively sane ALLF member go into a bar.

write the next part of the joke
 
The say ‘what’s three people together doing on a loneliness forum’

They say ‘how come most people on ALLF seem to be in a good relationship and in love’.
 
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The trolley doesn't want a drink as it is scraed of getting trolleyed (slang for drunk around here)
The cow doesn't want a drink as it isn't in the moo--d for alcohol
Can't think of anything for the third one
 
Rodent said:

****, that hawk REALLY wants to let us know that they took a ride on the meat train.



humourless said:
A trolley, a sacred cow and a relatively sane ALLF member go into a bar.

write the next part of the joke

I make a bet with them that I can drink them under the table, which I win easily because trolleys and cows don't drink booze at the bar. I then win all the fare money in the trolley, buy the cow's freedom, and ride home.
 

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