"The Complex Moral Adventures of Garret and Steve"

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(5:42:35 PM) W: I want a pet rat to name steve
(5:42:51 PM) Kevin: Why not a ferret named Garret?
(5:42:55 PM) Kevin: Garret the ferret
(5:43:01 PM) W: hurrhurr
(5:43:06 PM) W: I want a rat named steve though
(5:43:19 PM) Kevin: Okay. And I want a ferret named Garret.
(5:43:24 PM) W: Ok
(5:43:27 PM) W: they can be friends
(5:43:34 PM) Kevin: And they shall...
(5:43:40 PM) Kevin: have adventures...
(5:43:46 PM) Kevin: The adventures of Garret and Steve.
(5:43:49 PM) W: lol
(5:43:49 PM) W: yes
(5:44:34 PM) Kevin: Steve shall be the dreamy romantic, always with his head in the clouds, and Garret shall be the down-to-earth skeptic; and they shall act as foils for one another.
(5:44:47 PM) W: lol
(5:44:52 PM) W: sure
(5:44:53 PM) W: why not
(5:44:56 PM) Kevin: lol
(5:44:59 PM) W: but does yours get to be the skeptic
(5:45:03 PM) W: why*
(5:45:43 PM) Kevin: Ok. Steve can be the skeptic. It doesn't matter. It's just that my inner critic told me that Garret sounds like more of a skeptical person's name than Steve. Garret is more nerdy.
(5:45:55 PM) W: Ok I see your point
(5:45:58 PM) Kevin: indeed.
(5:46:06 PM) W: also ferrets are always getting into things
(5:46:09 PM) W: curious
(5:46:09 PM) W: etc
(5:46:12 PM) Kevin: very curious.
(5:46:16 PM) W: ya
(5:46:22 PM) W: and rats are emotional and social
(5:46:25 PM) Kevin: And he shall have little Garret the Ferret glasses
(5:46:29 PM) W: heehee
(5:48:26 PM) W: haha ok
(5:48:36 PM) W: who does garret have a crush on
(5:48:49 PM) W: that pretty mink who's totally out of his league?
(5:49:05 PM) Kevin: Not a minx...
(5:49:12 PM) Kevin: minxes are slutty
(5:49:14 PM) W: lol
(5:49:28 PM) Kevin: After Garret and Steve have a hard day, they like to retire to the Minx bar.
(5:49:31 PM) W: but you know how in TV shows the nice nerd always has a crush on some shallow ***** who probably isn't worth it
(5:49:37 PM) Kevin: Yeah.
(5:49:42 PM) Kevin: And he does
(5:49:45 PM) W: heehee
(5:50:23 PM) Kevin: But he has a real crush... on... a duck... a duck named...
(5:50:39 PM) W: a duck and a ferret o.o
(5:50:43 PM) W: lol
(5:50:53 PM) Kevin: Yes. And the tension is that Garret can't swim.
(5:50:58 PM) W: haha
(5:51:12 PM) Kevin: But he tries very hard to impress... Gina... Gina the Duck.
(5:51:17 PM) W: but ducks are like the fat chicks of the small animal world. they waddle when they walk and they eat anything you throw at them
(5:51:17 PM) Kevin: No. Janice.
(5:51:26 PM) Kevin: Okay. A Swan.
(5:51:29 PM) W: lol ok
(5:51:35 PM) Kevin: No... too cliche...
(5:51:40 PM) Kevin: A rabbit!
(5:51:43 PM) W: ok that works
(5:51:47 PM) W: at least it's a fellow mammal this time
(5:52:04 PM) Kevin: A rabbit named... Lucy.
(5:52:12 PM) W: okay. XD
(5:53:02 PM) Kevin: And they admire a super hero, and aspire to be like him...
(5:53:32 PM) W: And steve doesn't have a crush because he is child like and only cares about comic books and video games
(5:53:55 PM) W: girls = cooties to him
(5:54:06 PM) W: and boys = bffs or rivals
(5:54:07 PM) Kevin: A superhero mouse who is a bridge toll operator by day, but a secret government agent by night... and his name will be Anonymouse.
(5:54:16 PM) W: haha
(5:54:20 PM) W: nice
(5:54:27 PM) Kevin: Anonymouse is an alcoholic...
(5:54:29 PM) W: HE WEARS A V MASK
(5:54:30 PM) Kevin: In real life
(5:54:34 PM) Kevin: xD
(5:54:34 PM) W: lolz
(5:54:44 PM) Kevin: You had to spoil it with your /b/ faggotree
(5:54:57 PM) W: you're the one who said anonymouse
(5:55:08 PM) Kevin: Yeah, because he's a ******* spy.
(5:55:10 PM) Kevin: xD
(5:55:13 PM) W: lol ok
(5:56:13 PM) Kevin: this is so going to be a children's book
(5:56:18 PM) W: heehee
 

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