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* Mike Shinoda - Singer in Linkin Park, he is UBER HOT!!!

* Jack Sparrow - Yes the character, not Johnny Depp as himself, that doesn't do it for me lol

* Brad Paisley - Country singer, so **** sexy it hurts...

* Justin Moore - Country singer, I wanna see if he lives up to my image of him lol

* Airto Edmundo - Dutch singer, youtube phenomenon, amazing voice AND yummy handsome

* James Morrison - British singer, also amazing voice AND yummy handsome

 
*scoff* ladies where are you heads...enough with these namby pamby pretty boys! I feel like latin men are sorely underepresented here so I will add my votes;

Gael Garcia Bernal

Benicio Del Toro

Melvin Poupaud...french, yummmyyyyy :p
 
I prefer masturbating

(Edit: Anybody got sheep?)
 
Sanal said:
I prefer masturbating

(Edit: Anybody got sheep?)


**** it...Ya fresia up my fantacy...I was almost climaxing.
Now i can't cum...I hate it when I can't cum when I jack off...

FFS...now there's blisters on my hand and my hand is cramping up..
 
Van Hooligan said:
Sanal said:
I prefer masturbating

(Edit: Anybody got sheep?)

wow, i really am your clone! :O

(edit: i did but i sold them....my bad :p)

LOL ****.. Did you atleast get a video of sheep porn? I can do with that :p
 
Van Hooligan said:
aye i put it on YouTube...


and yes with that mental image of sheep porn on YouTube, now try to think what the related video's would be at the side of the video :p
**searches youtube**

eh related video..eh.. a gay porn? or eh.. a cow porn? OMFG both are there... AWESOME...
 
oh yeah, and on a related note, to try and sway this convo AWAY from sheep porn and onto human porn.

i would do:
- mist
- estreem
- rain
- lonesome crow's avi girl
- lonesome crow
- vanilla creme
- sammy
- samba
- steel ;)
- a mirror if drunk enough
- the state of michigan
- mist again, yeah i went back for seconds sanal :p
- connie
- and smarterchild


sadly imma still a virgin therefore i've got a big list a head of me.
 
Van Hooligan said:
>.> i said MENTAL image not SEARCH FOR IT ON YOUTUBE AND HAVE THAT honeysuckle ON YOUR HISTORY!!!


or at least i hope i did, too lazy to scroll up 1 post XD
I cant do a mental of youtube lol, even practical would totally suck... They censored the best part of sheep porn. ****.. You should have uploaded somewhere else..
 
Van Hooligan said:
oh yeah, and on a related note, to try and sway this convo AWAY from sheep porn and onto human porn.

i would do:
- mist
- estreem
- rain
- lonesome crow's avi girl
- lonesome crow
- vanilla creme
- sammy
- samba
- steel ;)
- a mirror if drunk enough
- the state of michigan
- mist again, yeah i went back for seconds sanal :p
- connie
- and smarterchild


sadly imma still a virgin therefore i've got a big list a head of me.
LOL.. I am staying with sheep
 
Van - I'm honoured that you consider me a famous person :p

Zak - When the hell did you become Welsh?? :p

 
Van Hooligan said:
oh yeah, and on a related note, to try and sway this convo AWAY from sheep porn and onto human porn.

i would do:
- mist
- estreem
- rain
- lonesome crow's avi girl
- lonesome crow
- vanilla creme
- sammy
- samba
- steel ;)
- a mirror if drunk enough
- the state of michigan
- mist again, yeah i went back for seconds sanal :p
- connie
- and smarterchild


sadly imma still a virgin therefore i've got a big list a head of me.

Lmao, I'd love to see the mirror. Oh, no, wait, no I wouldn't. *La la la la going off to my happy place*
 
Steel said:
Lmao, I'd love to see the mirror. Oh, no, wait, no I wouldn't. *La la la la going off to my happy place*

Is your happy place the same as Connie's..? :D

 
I would go back in time and have sex with Eve and then Kill Adam, and steal the apple from the snake and throw it at God then take over the Garden of Eden... Wait, what were we talking about again?
 
Oceanmist23 said:
Van - I'm honoured that you consider me a famous person :p

Zak - When the hell did you become Welsh?? :p


Girls are overrated. Welsh rock.
 
Unacceptance said:
I would go back in time and have sex with Eve and then Kill Adam, and steal the apple from the snake and throw it at God then take over the Garden of Eden... Wait, what were we talking about again?

LMAO...
 

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