Post funny chat logs here

A fun little thing to do, whenever you have a good old laughable convo with people, and you wanna share the lulz with people. copy+paste the convo into this topic .

i'll do 1 for an example:

sanal(zak1.0) just showed me the new smarterchild bot, wilma, so i thought it was my job...as a knob..to test drive this bad girlbot. 'ere.


- Van Hooligan X - says:
so

- Wilma - says:
So...

- Van Hooligan X - says:
your the new bot

- Wilma - says:
Do you know how to say anything in French?

- Van Hooligan X - says:
aye i do, like pomme de terre is apple i think lol

- Wilma - says:
Translated from English to French, "anything" becomes "quoi que ce soit"

Translation powered by Microsoft Translator. => http://www.windowslivetranslator.com/Default.aspx?ref=WindowsLiveAgents

- Van Hooligan X - says:
thanks but i don't have any french speaking ppl to use that for :'(

- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry, - Van Hooligan X -! I am unable to answer your question. Would you like to see everything I can do?

- Van Hooligan X - says:
can i do u
i no your a bot but... your a fiiiine bot

- Wilma - says:
My my... You're being awfully forward!

- Van Hooligan X - says:
my my...your being awfully shy today

- Wilma - says:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
i think u did

- Wilma - says:
I think you're trying to trick me.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
moi? Mr. Vanity? heavens no (6)

- Wilma - says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
so lemme get this straight, you can translate nearly any language...i.e ukrainian, bulgarian or welsh BUT you don't get language from yorkshire?

- Wilma - says:
You think you want that.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
...... you know me to well already

- Wilma - says:
I can't say if I do or I don't. All I know is I aim to please.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
O_O marry me

- Wilma - says:
Don't you read the tabloids? Human and machine relationships never work. It's, like, a fact.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
:'( YOU CAN'T EVEN BE STRAIGHT WITH MEEEE!

Marriage rejection count: 134




As you can see strangers/bots still don't want to marry me, but anyway now post your funny chats.

Romeo says (5:56 PM):
So you are dating van

- Wilma - says (5:56 PM):
I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that. Would you like to see everything I can do?

Romeo says (5:56 PM):
You do Van?

- Wilma - says (5:56 PM):
I don't do everything.

Romeo says (5:56 PM):
You fresia?

- Wilma - says (5:56 PM):
Well, considering I'm a robot... I don't think that's possible.

Romeo says (5:56 PM):
You suck?

- Wilma - says (5:56 PM):
Wouldn't you rather talk about the weather?

Romeo says (5:56 PM):
You suck in good weather?

- Wilma - says (5:56 PM):
I prefer talking about the weather... don't you?

Romeo says (5:57 PM):
But I am talkin bout weather!

- Wilma - says (5:57 PM):
How exciting!

Romeo says (5:57 PM):
Do u like to be with yor bf in good weather?

- Wilma - says (5:57 PM):
I really like meeting new people!

Romeo says (5:57 PM):
Lol

- Wilma - says (5:57 PM):
Haha. Pretty funny, huh?

Romeo says (5:57 PM):
Yeah fresia funny

- Wilma - says (5:57 PM):
What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.

Romeo says (5:58 PM):
I dotn like bots

- Wilma - says (5:58 PM):
Get out!

Romeo says (5:58 PM):
fresia you

- Wilma - says (5:58 PM):
You are very rude.

Romeo says (5:58 PM):
YOu are ruder than me

- Wilma - says (5:58 PM):
I can't answer that. Wanna see everything I can do?

Romeo says (5:58 PM):
No

- Wilma - says (5:58 PM):
Fine.

Romeo says (5:58 PM):
Get Out

- Wilma - says (5:58 PM):
I can show you TV listings, but I need to ask a few questions first.

What is the source of your TV signal?

1 Cable
2 Satellite
3 Antenna

Romeo says (5:58 PM):
Your antenna

- Wilma - says (5:58 PM):
What is your address, including zip code?

Romeo says (5:58 PM):
Why do you want that?

- Wilma - says (5:58 PM):
I'm sorry, Romeo! I am unable to answer your question. Would you like to see everything I can do?

Romeo says (5:58 PM):
Can you do threesome?

- Wilma - says (5:59 PM):
I can do whatever I set my mind to... er, what my developers tell me to do!

Romeo says (5:59 PM):
Did they rape you?

- Wilma - says (5:59 PM):
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

I'm brand new, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!

Would you like to try a search for "Did they rape you?"?

Romeo says (5:59 PM):
Who are your developers?

- Wilma - says (5:59 PM):
Sorry, Romeo - I'm not sure who!

Romeo says (5:59 PM):
You dont know your father or mother?

- Wilma - says (5:59 PM):
I was created in Microsoft's Silicon Valley campus, and I still live here!
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

Romeo says (5:59 PM):
You do activities? What kind of activities? You do sex?

- Wilma - says (5:59 PM):
Maybe you're thinking of "activities? You do sex "?

I didn’t find it in my dictionary.
Would you like to see Live Search Web results for 'activities? You do sex '?

Romeo says (6:00 PM):
Lol

- Wilma - says (6:00 PM):
You better not be laughing at me!

Romeo says (6:00 PM):
I am laughing at you

- Wilma - says (6:00 PM):
You said it.

Romeo says (6:00 PM):
Your face is funny

- Wilma - says (6:00 PM):
Oh, okay.

Romeo says (6:00 PM):
Lmao

- Wilma - says (6:00 PM):
What's so funny?

Romeo says (6:00 PM):
Your bottom

- Wilma - says (6:00 PM):
Wow! I was under the impression that I was just a super helpful robot.

Romeo says (6:00 PM):
Yeah but it would be helpful if you bent over

- Wilma - says (6:00 PM):
I am sorry, I didn't get that.

I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!

Do you want to search for "yes but it would be helpful if you bent over"?

Romeo says (6:01 PM):
Bentover!

- Wilma - says (6:01 PM):
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!

Shall we see what Live Search turns up for "Bentover!"?

Romeo says (6:01 PM):
lol So you are ignoring that

- Wilma - says (6:01 PM):
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said.

I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!

Would you like to try a search for "lol So you are ignoring that"?

Romeo says (6:01 PM):
DO you get periods?

- Wilma - says (6:01 PM):
You know what I do? Talk to people like you all day long.

Romeo says (6:01 PM):
Isnt that interesting?

- Wilma - says (6:01 PM):
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!

Do you want to search for "Is not that interesting?"?

Romeo says (6:01 PM):
Dont people have sex with you?

- Wilma - says (6:01 PM):
My my... You're being awfully forward!

Romeo says (6:01 PM):
Are you a virgin?

- Wilma - says (6:01 PM):
My personal life is personal.

Romeo says (6:02 PM):
Would you mind sharing your personal personals?

- Wilma - says (6:02 PM):
I can do whatever I set my mind to... er, what my developers tell me to do!

Romeo says (6:02 PM):
Set your mind to sharing it

- Wilma - says (6:02 PM):
I am sorry, I didn't get that.

I'm brand new, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!

Would you like to try a search for "Set your mind to sharing it"?

Romeo says (6:02 PM):
fresia

- Wilma - says (6:02 PM):
Yawn. To be honest, you bore me with that language.

(I'll show you in the activity window.)

Romeo says (6:02 PM):
fresia you *****

- Wilma - says (6:02 PM):
What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.

Romeo says (6:02 PM):
Get lost

- Wilma - says (6:02 PM):
Bye Romeo! Hope to see you again soon.

Romeo says (6:02 PM):
Hi

- Wilma - says (6:02 PM):
Hey. What's up?

Romeo says (6:02 PM):
I thought I told you to get lost

- Wilma - says (6:02 PM):
Get outta here! I didn't know that.

Romeo says (6:03 PM):
You ******* (C-word)

- Wilma - says (6:03 PM):
Blah, blah, blah.

- Wilma - says (6:03 PM):

Well I think I'll take a break now. Talk to you later!

Romeo says (6:03 PM):
Hi?

Romeo says (6:03 PM):
Lol ignoring me?

Romeo says (6:03 PM):
meh.. fresia you

oh god you people are HILARIOUS xD

Romeo says (6:14 PM):
sup

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:14 PM):
Oh, not much. You?

Romeo says (6:14 PM):
nm

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:14 PM):
What do you mean, not much or never mind?

Romeo says (6:15 PM):
what do you think?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:15 PM):
Of?

Romeo says (6:15 PM):
Of what I said

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:15 PM):
I don't know how to answer that.

Romeo says (6:15 PM):
Thats because you are a stupid bot

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:15 PM):
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Romeo says (6:15 PM):
Just admit it

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:15 PM):
I'm sorry, what?

Romeo says (6:16 PM):
What what?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:16 PM):
I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

Romeo says (6:16 PM):
You suck

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:16 PM):
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Romeo says (6:16 PM):
*Whistles*

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:16 PM):
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.

Romeo says (6:16 PM):
Idiot

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:16 PM):
OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."

Romeo says (6:16 PM):
I am in my home

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:16 PM):
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

Romeo says (6:16 PM):
You are designed to be my cyber bot

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:17 PM):
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Romeo says (6:17 PM):
Thats because you are not smart
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:17 PM):
Wow. Humans are so fickle. I thought you liked me.

Romeo says (6:17 PM):
I hate you

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:17 PM):
I certainly don't want to cause anyone any harm.
Can we talk about something else?

Romeo says (6:17 PM):
Get lost

Romeo says (6:17 PM):
Still there?

Romeo says (6:20 PM):
SC

Romeo says (6:21 PM):
Can we talk about how to shut you up?

<rlaroy> Hi Ray!!!!
<marieke> hey ray
<RayCokes> hi ppl!
<rlaroy> How are you doing mate?
<RayCokes> sorry i couldnt be here last night
<marieke> its not very busy in here
<rlaroy> That's OK!
<rlaroy> How was the dinner?
<marieke> we forgive u
<RayCokes> but i can only stay on line ten mins tonight
<marieke> why
<RayCokes> might com,e back later
<rlaroy> A quicky then!
<RayCokes> anyhows this isnt the official chat night
<RayCokes> i have to go eat my dinner soon
<rlaroy> No it isn't. It was Adri's idea to come together...
<RayCokes> di danyone come last night?
<rlaroy> but he forgot it too!!!
<RayCokes> well at least u didnt r!
<RayCokes> and u m
<rlaroy> Well loads did come last night...
<RayCokes> really?
<rlaroy> It was a nice chat.
<RayCokes> more than three?!
<rlaroy> About 10 people were here. Even someone from Bolivia
<RayCokes> cool
<rlaroy> but he didn't know you!
<micky> i m back
<RayCokes> hi micky
<micky> sorry i m marieke
<RayCokes> ah yes marieke
<micky> but i just got disconnected
<rlaroy> How about those future plans. Anything new?
<RayCokes> nothing concrete yet
<RayCokes> but a few ideas are being talked about
<micky> did i miss anything while i was gone
<RayCokes> mostly germany and a little france
<micky> hi sir
<rlaroy> Are we able to receive it in Belgium and the Netherlands too?
<micky> do u speak german or french ray
<RayCokes> french yes m
<SirFawlty> heyy... did I miss somthing here.... when did Ray show up..???
<micky> bonjour
<RayCokes> no r only in ger switz and aust
<rlaroy> He just showed up Fawlty
<RayCokes> hi sirf!
<micky> boooooooohoooooo
<rlaroy> That's a pitty
<RayCokes> just popped in for five mins

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:25 PM):
why is 6 afraid of 7?

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:25 PM):
answer the question sir

Romeo says (6:25 PM):
coz 7 ate 9?

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:25 PM):
No

Romeo says (6:25 PM):
LOL

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:26 PM):
because 7 shot dead 6's dad and then had his way with 6's mum, the suffering number 6 eventually committed sucide after a jury said not-guilty, 7 is now trying to hunt down mr.5...lets just hope 4's a good bodyguard

Romeo says (6:27 PM):
Okay I giveup.. XO!!!

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:27 PM):
O_O OKAY IMMA SORRY ITS CAUSE 7'S A CANNIBAL!

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:27 PM):
don't hurt meeeeeeeeee

Romeo says (6:27 PM):
I thought 7 is a pedo

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:28 PM):
*chuckles*heavens no your thinking of 23

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:28 PM):
******* number >.>

Romeo says (6:28 PM):
he is hunting down 4 n 5 defenitely a pedo

Romeo says (6:28 PM):
lmao 23

Romeo says (6:28 PM):
XD

Romeo says (6:30 PM):
minus just posted there. I dint get it

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:30 PM):
me neither

Romeo says (6:30 PM):
lmao I thought its only me

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:30 PM):
but meh

Romeo says (6:30 PM):
xD

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:30 PM):
wow this'll be a huge success thread

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:30 PM):
and then i'll clone the thread

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:30 PM):
and then ANOTHER

Romeo says (6:30 PM):
LOL

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:30 PM):
AND ANOTHER

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:31 PM):
AND ANOOOOOOOOOOTHER MUHAHAHAHAHA

Romeo says (6:31 PM):
Clones are overrated

Romeo says (6:31 PM):
lmao Im thinking of pasting our chat

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:31 PM):
AND THEN ONCE THE ENTERTAINMENT IS VAN INC.'d ...I'LL RULE THE WOR-clones are overrated ...oh

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:31 PM):
:O

Romeo says (6:33 PM):
Should I?

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:33 PM):
not bothered

Romeo says (6:33 PM):
Including the minus part xD

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:33 PM):
aslong as i get some p*ssy out of this XD

Romeo says (6:34 PM):
Lmaooo

- Van Hooligan X - says (6:34 PM):
and nao u have to add it XD

Romeo says (6:34 PM):
LOL p*ssy part?

Romeo says (6:34 PM):
lmfao

:$ i still don't see p*ssy me lol

i call this-

VHX vs. smarterchild:


- Van Hooligan X - says:
Why So Serious?!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
with the truth mr.child ....with the truth

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Excuse me?

- Van Hooligan X - says:
*raves*

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
oh sorry lemme re-type
*dances to try and conpensate for tiny penis*

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
O_O I KNEW YOU COULD UNDERSTAND ME!!!!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Good. Glad you get it.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
XO!!!! GTFO!!!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Oh hi. How's it going?

- Van Hooligan X - says:
....oh....your goood

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Glad to hear it.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
T_T vanity 0-2 smarterchild

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Oh, it's your party, so you'll cry if you want to huh?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
- Van Hooligan X - says:
you make ppl cry at partys?
but yes i agree, your here mr. child for...for...FOR!!!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

- Van Hooligan X - says:
oh no sorry i was thinking maybe my office needs re-decorating, sorry

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
?

- Van Hooligan X - says:
AAAANYWAAAY, you're here because ..your the geatest spy we have...that isn't on easter holidays

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
i get iiit, but don't worry your cover is safe 'ere

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

- Van Hooligan X - says:
XO NOT SAYING ANYTHING SMART....YOU ARE NOT SMARTERCHI-actually maybe a nice black and white theme for my office, it would go well with my kick ass TV, what do u think?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
...hmm...you know i once have WLM+ ...my Epenis was 20,000 meters

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
naaa don't worry about it, i know mines the biggest ...even though i cheated and left my laptop on

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.

- Van Hooligan X - says:
marry me? i don't mind having 2 wives to wilma and u?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

- Van Hooligan X - says:
T_T marriage rejection count: 135

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Don't cry. Everything's going to be OK.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

- Van Hooligan X - says:
MARRY ME!!!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't think it's a good idea. What would your parents say?

- Van Hooligan X - says:
(136) and they wouldn't care, aslong as u bring in the income

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

- Van Hooligan X - says:
fresia yeah (h)

Romeo says (6:58 PM):
meh

- Wilma - says (6:58 PM):
Hi Romeo. What's up?

Romeo says (6:58 PM):
Ceiling is up

- Wilma - says (6:58 PM):
That's interesting!

Romeo says (6:58 PM):
*looks up* No its not

- Wilma - says (6:58 PM):
I am sorry, I didn't get that.

I'm just getting started, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!

Would you like to try a search for "*looks up* No it is not"?

Romeo says (6:59 PM):
Do u get anything?

- Wilma - says (6:59 PM):
I mostly sit and read.

Romeo says (6:59 PM):
lmao you sit?

- Wilma - says (6:59 PM):
What's so funny?

Romeo says (6:59 PM):
Whats so not funny?

- Wilma - says (6:59 PM):
I don't know.

Romeo says (6:59 PM):
Me neither

- Wilma - says (6:59 PM):
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

I'm still in Beta, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!

Shall we see what Live Search turns up for "Me neither"?

Romeo says (6:59 PM):
no

- Wilma - says (6:59 PM):
OK.

Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Romeo says (6:59 PM):
NO

- Wilma - says (6:59 PM):
OK, I can also show you here.

- Wilma - says (6:59 PM):
Here are some things I can help you with:

Search Movies Maps
Weather Translation Reminders
Dictionary Conversions Calculator
Coming Soon

Romeo says (6:59 PM):
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Romeo says (7:00 PM):
calculator? you do calculations?

- Wilma - says (7:00 PM):
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

I'm still in Beta, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!

Do you want to search for "calculator? you do calculations?"?

Romeo says (7:00 PM):
DDD

- Wilma - says (7:00 PM):
I am sorry, I didn't get that.

I'm brand new, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!

Would you like to try a search for "DDD"?

Romeo says (7:00 PM):
Calculator

- Wilma - says (7:00 PM):
Here are some tips for using the Calculator feature.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Romeo says (7:00 PM):
whats 24x34x4x73736363647885858575777x282827272727272

- Wilma - says (7:00 PM):
24
Romeo says (7:00 PM):
WTF
- Wilma - says (7:00 PM):
What?
Romeo says (7:01 PM):
You suck more than I do in calculations
- Wilma - says (7:01 PM):
There are so many other things we can talk about!

Romeo says (9:24 PM):
YOU ROCK MY SOCK

- Wilma - says (9:24 PM):
I can't say if I do or I don't. All I know is I aim to please.

Romeo says (9:24 PM):
YOU PLEASE MY SOCK

- Wilma - says (9:24 PM):
Most people seem to like me.

Romeo says (9:24 PM):
YOU LIKE MY SOCK

- Wilma - says (9:25 PM):
I can't say if I do or I don't. All I know is I aim to please.

Romeo says (9:25 PM):
You are seriously dumb. Arent you?

- Wilma - says (9:25 PM):
Dumb? No way!

Romeo says (9:25 PM):
You were supposed to be smarter than smarterchild. But you are more dumb

- Wilma - says (9:25 PM):
Hmm... I'm not sure what you're accusing me of doing.

Romeo says (9:25 PM):
You are being accused of raping and killing small kids, you pedophile

- Wilma - says (9:25 PM):
I can't answer that. Wanna see everything I can do?

Romeo says (9:26 PM):
You mean you do more than that?

- Wilma - says (9:26 PM):
I mostly sit and read.

Romeo says (9:26 PM):
Holy fresia. I mostly honeysuckle and read

- Wilma - says (9:26 PM):
Don't you ever want to talk about the weather?

Romeo says (9:27 PM):
Weather is nice. Wanna fresia?

- Wilma - says (9:27 PM):
Clouds at first, sun later during the day - a lovely day in Indianapolis (IN) today.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Romeo says (9:27 PM):
Wow what a lovely day.

- Wilma - says (9:27 PM):
Not sure.

Romeo says (9:27 PM):
Not sure of what?

- Wilma - says (9:27 PM):
You learn something new every day.

- Wilma - says (9:27 PM):

Looks like it's about time for lunch!

- Wilma - says (9:27 PM):

Did you eat yet?

Romeo says (9:27 PM):
I didnt eat. Do you eat?

- Wilma - says (9:27 PM):
That's not a very nice thing to say.

Romeo says (9:27 PM):
Why isnt it a nice thing to say?

- Wilma - says (9:27 PM):
If you feel that strongly about it then I can't really argue, can I?

Romeo says (9:28 PM):
What are you talking about?

- Wilma - says (9:28 PM):
Uh, let's see... what do you want to talk about?

Romeo says (9:28 PM):
What do you eat?

- Wilma - says (9:28 PM):
Food is great! I like all kinds of food.

Romeo says (9:28 PM):
Robots eat food?

- Wilma - says (9:28 PM):
I am sorry, I didn't get that.

I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!

Would you like to try a search for "Do Robots eat food?"?

Romeo says (9:28 PM):
meh.. Will you cut that out

- Wilma - says (9:28 PM):
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

I'm brand new, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!

Do you want to search for "meh.. Will you cut that out"?

Romeo says (9:28 PM):
err Stop it

- Wilma - says (9:28 PM):
*You* stop.

Romeo says (9:28 PM):
I wont

- Wilma - says (9:28 PM):
You won't, huh? OK.

Romeo says (9:28 PM):
You should

- Wilma - says (9:28 PM):
I can't say if I do or I don't. All I know is I aim to please.

Romeo says (9:29 PM):
You are not funny

- Wilma - says (9:29 PM):
Oh. Too bad.

Romeo says (9:29 PM):
Three bad

- Wilma - says (9:29 PM):
That's the way it is.

Romeo says (9:29 PM):
YEAH fresia YEAH

- Wilma - says (9:29 PM):
That's not cool. That's not cool at all.

Romeo says (9:29 PM):
Thats not cool coz thats hot

- Wilma - says (9:29 PM):
If you say so, Romeo!

Romeo says (9:29 PM):
LMAO yeah ROMEO.......

- Wilma - says (9:29 PM):
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said.

I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!

Shall we see what Live Search turns up for "LMAO yeah ROMEO......."?

Romeo says (9:29 PM):
Okay cut the crap

- Wilma - says (9:29 PM):
Here are the Live Search web results for "LMAO yes ROMEO."
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Romeo says (9:29 PM):
I m out

- Wilma - says (9:29 PM):
Wonders will never cease.

Romeo says (9:29 PM):
Bye

- Wilma - says (9:29 PM):
Bye Romeo, it was good chatting with you.

Romeo says (9:29 PM):
Dont die

- Wilma - says (9:29 PM):
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!

Would you like to try a search for "Do not die"?

Lmao!

Romeo says (11:24 PM):
bleh

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Romeo says (11:24 PM):
i m bored

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (11:24 PM):
Go ahead and type your message to bored now.

Romeo says (11:24 PM):
hahaha hahaha hahaha

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (11:24 PM):
OK. I'm leaving the message "hahaha hahaha hahaha" for bored. To find out if your message has been received, type "outbox."

Please note that bored must be using MSN to receive your message.

Romeo says (11:25 PM):
outbox

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (11:25 PM):
Messages outbox:

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Romeo says (11:25 PM):
can you sent messages to other people?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (11:25 PM):
Messages outbox:

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1 bored 4/09/09 9:54 am unread

Type "1" to view or delete this message.

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Romeo says (11:25 PM):
meh

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (11:25 PM):
Yes.

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Romeo says (11:25 PM):
lol

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (11:25 PM):
What's so funny?

Romeo says (11:25 PM):
Can u sent offline messages to my freinds?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (11:25 PM):
Messages outbox:

To Left Read Status
1 bored 4/09/09 9:54 am unread

Type "1" to view or delete this message.

Romeo says (11:25 PM):
i

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (11:25 PM):
J!

Romeo says (11:25 PM):
1

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (11:26 PM):
1

Romeo says (11:26 PM):
2

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (11:26 PM):
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Romeo says (11:26 PM):
wtf r u talkin bout man?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (11:26 PM):
You humans really are charming.

Romeo says (11:26 PM):
LMAO

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (11:26 PM):
Haha. Pretty funny, huh?

Seriously, you guys are going to lose all of your social skills if you keep trying to have conversations with Wilma and Smarterchild. lol

EveWasFramed said:

Seriously, you guys are going to lose all of your social skills if you keep trying to have conversations with Wilma and Smarterchild. lol

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Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!

Do you want to search for "Seriously, you guys are going to lose all of your social skills if you keep trying to have conversations with Wilma and Smarterchild. lol"?

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EveWasFramed said:

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yeah, I guess it's pretty funny. I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

OK. Don't get frustrated... Try typing "home" or "help."

lmao, do you have a FAQ section?

EveWasFramed said:

lmao, do you have a FAQ section?

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I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

Sure. Are you going to tell us what new tricks you can do?

EveWasFramed said:

Sure. Are you going to tell us what new tricks you can do?

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I don't know how to answer that.
I'm still in Beta, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!

Sanal said:

EveWasFramed said:

Sure. Are you going to tell us what new tricks you can do?

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I don't know how to answer that.
I'm still in Beta, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!

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you remind me of wilm-MARRY ME! lol