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OMAGAWD I would drown because I'd eat it all.

What would you do if you were forced at gunpoint to smoke a full carton of cigarettes in an hour?

----Steve
 
puff, puke, repeat.

What would you do if disco came back with a vengeance?
 
****, I'd embrace it.

What would you do if men were suddenly forced to only wear speedos at the pool/beach?

----Steve
 
trigger an ice age through climate manipulation.

what would you do if you had to land a plane?
 
Wish that I was in the Matrix, poop my pants, and abandon ship.

What would you do if a genie gave you the option of re-living your teenage years?
 
I would tear up so much teen-girl ass that it wouldn't even be funny.

Same question.

----Steve
 
ask him for sweet mercy :p

what would you do if you gained the ability to control cats?
 
oops. too slow. id make them all kill themselves. i hate cats
what would you do if you only had an hour left to live?
 
I'd probably die in an hour. :p Heh maybe go rob a bank, too.

What would you do if your arms exploded while working out one day?

----Steve
 
put all the pieces into the bin with my teeth.

What would you say to the lead alien stepping off it's spacecraft to make contact with humanity?
 
"That's what SHE said!"

What would you do if said aliens opened fire on you a la Mars Attacks?

----Steve
 
Join them. I'd make a better Universal Leader anyways...

What would you do if you had to choose between being a pirate or a ninja?
 
Pirate. That was easy.

What would you do if you woke up alone in a massive spaceship, 200 light-years from Earth, and you had amnesia?

----Steve
 
I would probably say "Hi" and then piss my pants.


What would you do if u found out u only had a month to live??
 
#1. Construct a super, mega-destructo bot.
#2. Bribe some of the lego guys to be my private mercenaries.
#3. Have the mercenaries build a lego statue of me.
#4. Using the mercs, fight against the lego guys attacking me.

What would you do if a meteor fell out of the sky right now and smashed your car or a part of your house?

----Steve
 
I'd want 'em covered in chocolate fudge.

What would you do if you were paralyzed and a rabid koala bear came up and began eating you while you're still alive?

----Steve
 

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