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I'd cry and then start looking for my next true love.

what would you do if your mom called you a son of a *****?
 
I'd tell her I'm a girl and that she shouldn't say that about herself.

What would you do if your mom said you were the reason her marriage is failing?
 
I'd threaten to live with dad.

What would you do if after being abducted by aliens, they return you home, but in the year 1800.
 
Oh no I'd tell them they overshot and demand they return me to the year 3000.

What would you do if you were pyrokinetic?
 
give people a hot foot just for fun

what would you do if your dog quit talking to you?
 
Wonder when it started to talking to me.

What would you do if you could go to another universe?
 
i'd split time between universes so i could live a double life

what would you do if you were given a million dollar reward for a good deed you didn't do?
 
I would split it with someone who did the good deed.

What would you do if you could go back to past?
 
i'd buy google stock

what would you do if nobody would talk to you except guys named steve?
 
Good enough for me.

What would you do if only girls named Mary could talk to you?
 
i'd learn to sign

what would you do if a polar shift put you at the north pole?
 
Snow ball fight!

What would you do if you could speak every langage on earth?
 
i'd wish that i could understand what i was saying

what would you do if you gained 40 lbs in your butt?
 
Lol some junk in my trunk wouldn't hurt.

What would you do if you found out you have a love child with this girl from high school?
 
i'd worry about statutory rape charges!

what would you do if you were hypnotized to bow whenever someone handed you something?
 
i'd make a youtube video saying leave pedobear alone

what would you do if you found out you had a love child that wanted to meet you?
 
Eh, I'd be like IMPOSSIBLE, SIR I would have realized if I were pregnant.

What would you do if you had a long lost brother who wanted to meet you?
 
i'd meet him

what would you do if your long lost identical twin fooled everyone into believing that they were you?
 
I'd be like Touche evil twin. But then I'd go out and be and my evil twin.

What would you do if you were actually in the Matrix right now?
 

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