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Step on all the little people (meaning everyone since I'm the tallest, not the "little" little people) that I don't like and squash them like a bug. :)

What would you do if you were the smallest person in the world?
 
Sneak into movies under a friend's overcoat (like in the cartoons).

What would you do if all the news in the world were delivered by Anderson Cooper?
 
Stock up on hard liquor and valium....


What would you do if the world ran out of pasta?
 
I would stick to rice while Italy made more. LOL.

What would you do if you woke up as another person one day?
 
Try to find myself and do whatever the gods of the 80's movies required us to do to switch back.

What would you do if your future self traveled back in time to talk to you?
 
Beat the honeysuckle out of her? :D

What would you do if you got a turkey stuck on your head?
 
Well, the last time it happened I had my friends carve it from around me.

What would you do if the sun never set?
 
HA, I believe it


Shoot myself.....

What would you do if you didn't have a computer?
 
Buy a yarn factory. But the good yarn, not the cheap stuff they sell at the Discount Yarn Emporium.

What would you do if all the beaches closed permanently?
 
Wouldn't be a big loss to me, considering I don't go to them. Although, where would the people that DO go to the beach go???? NO DON"T CLOSE THE BEACHES

What would you do if you didn't own shoes?
 
I would think about how grateful I am. I would meditate on a loving world. I would stay positive.

What would you do if you could fly?
 
Cut a hole in the roof of my condo.

WHat would you do if it rained everyday, forever? (Note, no one in Seattle should answer this question)
 
I would LOVE IT (assuming it gets cold enough to snow occasionally)

What would you do if you lived in Seattle?
 
Move.

What would you do if the only setting on toasters was the blackened inedible setting that they put on toasters for some reason?
 

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