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Go with the flow and live in sin with the one I loved forever.

What would you do if you saw a great horned beast rising from the ground?
 
Thank him for last night and offer him coffee.

What would you do if table chairs only had 3 legs?
 
Start dating a woman with only one foot (life is about balance).

What would you do if I sang out of tune?
 
see everything different

What would you do if you didn't have internet for a week?
 
Have to actually work between 8 and 4:30 on weekdays

What would you do if all your shoes were stolen?
 
Cry....then whine til someone bought me better ones :D Then find the person who stole my shoes and shove a stiletto up their ass :D

What would you do if you stole my shoes? :p
 
Pray that you never found me...but buy some lube to have on hand just in case.

What would you do if the house next to yours was on fire
 
Tell Robin to man up and quit being a little *****.

What would you do if the circus was in town?
 
Pity the fools- I'm not really user friendly.

What would you do if your car suddenly died while driving up a steep hill?
 
$#($)#*$)@(*$)@*$#@)#*$( then i'd roll out of the car.

What would you do if the plane you are flying in, lost a wing?
 
Hope that the pilot didn't have fish for dinner.

What would you do if the paparazzi followed you around?
 
I will wear my invisibility cloak.
What would you do if someone comes to your house and claims its theirs?
 
Take my dog and yell "See ya' suckers" and drive away laughing.

What would you do if a sewer pipe burst under your house?
 
Probably cry, go after them with a crowbar and then call my dad, brother or ex to fix it

What would you do if you lived with Bert and Ernie?
 
Shave off their eyebrows, super glue them together, and beat them in a way that would teach them how petty their disagreements with each other really are.

What would you do if you met Elmo?
 
chop his head off (after making my kids leave the room, of course)

What would you do if shoes had no tongues :O
 

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