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What would you do if I told you that you were sexy? Grrrr!
 
I'd wonder why you said Grrrr after it.

What would you do if the forum was faulty?
 
Get on with all the other stuff I shoul dbe doign when on the forum!

What would you do if there was always music playing in the background like a film soundtrack, but for your life?
 
Die from lack of sleep.

What would you do if you could only eat beans for the rest of your life?
 
Be very windy. (see 'Blazing Saddles')

What would you do if your dream partner only ate beans and had the above affliction?
 
Shove a cork up their ass in the hope they won't explode, but to burp.

What would you do if everyone spoke a different language?
 
Be all Spiderman as I walked up and down walls

What would you do if you woke up on a space station?
 
Philosophical thinking, and try to get a way back afterwards.

What would you do if you didn't know what to do?
 
Make sure it was locked and carry on playing Tomb Raider.

What would you do if you got falsely imprisoned?
 
Curse, scream, and tell them my names Eddy.

What would you buy if you saw a fresh fruit stand at the side of the road?
 
WildernessWildChild said:
Curse, scream, and tell them my names Eddy.

:(

Ask if they have a nice juicy pair of melons.

What would you do if all your co-workers, male and female, suddenly found you irresistible and wouldn't leave you alone?
 
Probably enjoy it for 5 minutes, they get really annoyed.

What would you do if you found out you were related to Hitler?
 
Keep it very quiet, shhhhh.

What would you do if you realied the dream you are having about being naked in public turns out not to be a dream - You are NAKED!?
 
I'd turn red from shyness :shy:

What would you do if someone told you that your pants tore at the butt and your underwear is being exposed in public?
 
Go buy some more quick, or just sit down till everyone goes home.

What would you do if you went out to your car and found it full of clowns?
 
<Edward is unable to answer as he is now on a world cruise after winning the lottery and squealing a lot whilst jumping up and down with a huge grin on his face>

What would you do if I won the lottery and wanted to come by and visit you?
 
Welcome you with my open arms and bank details.

What would you do if you caught me stalking you?
 

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