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I have no idea who that is. As with most things I'd ask the question most wild animals ask, can I eat it? Can I f*ck it? Then take it from there

What would you do if you came to my door and you knew I was evaluating you by the criteria I expressed above?
 
I'd hand you a fork; it's preferable to option 2.

What would you do if I followed you everywhere you went giving you marks out of 10 for everything you do?
 
Might as well give it back, they know who got how much and when.

What would you do if you came home and found me sat next to your fridge eating your food?
 
I'd be amazed you wear that suit everywhere.

What would you do if you could type amazingly fast but make a lot of mistakes?
 
I would not participate.

What would you do if you were offered £1,000,000 to frame a stranger by planting drugs on them?
 
Remove it and finish the burger.

What would you do if your teeth kept getting whiter by the day?
 
I'd be thrilled. Once they reach a certain point, I'll hire myself out for those ridiculous tooth cleaning kit adverts.

What would you do if you found a half-eaten burger around your cockroach?
 
Pay a debt off and spend the rest.

What would you do if the game you were playing messed up when you were on the verge of completing it 100%?
 
..........

What would you do if you didn't have a short term memory?
 
Kick his ass.

What would you do if your IQ decreased by 10 each day?
 
What would you do if you barked every time someone said today?
 

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