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I'll lick people from far.

What would you do if someone with a long tongue seems to be coming your way?
 
If it's you I'd unzip my pants.

What would you do if you had to sleep on the floor from now on?
 
Probably be sick of doing any of those things at the end of each day, sadly.

What would you do if you had one free pass to see a 1 Direction concert?
 
Assume I'm in a nightmare and try an wake up.

What would you do if vinyl come back to replace iTunes?
 
Walk around naked.

What would you do if popcorn was the only thing left in this world for food?
 
That would be ok!

What would you do if you were allergic to water?
 
Uh I'd have to find a way around it. :\

What would you do if your best friend said he's got one more day to live?
 
Spend as much as it with them.

What would you do if you found out you had a middle name called Gurt?
 
Lol.. seriously? Well, I'll embrace it and be proud of it.

What would you do if someone you are close to speaks badly of you to others behind your back?
 
I would talk with that person and try to figure out what's going on.

What would you do if you would get 100 000 euros/dollars?
 
Convert it, spend it.

What would you do if you noticed you were shrinking by a centermeter a day?
 
I'd see a doctor and try to eat more proteins to grow!

What would you do if you suddenly started peeing through your ass?
 
I don't think I'd be that bothered, but I'd see a doctor I think.

What would you do if you couldn't eat without choking?
 
Be glad there's bones in them.

When would you do if you received a get well card from an anonymous person each day?
 
Mount comedy glasses and a beard on my buttocks. If I'm going to look stupid, I may as well be entertaining.
 

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