The Most Awesome Site EVARRRRRRR

http://omegle.com/

you can talk to strangers and they wont know anything about you if you choose not to reveal it.

Tis awesomely fun to mess with them

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You: hi
You:
Stranger: hey
You:
You: my mudder always told me never to talk to strangers
Stranger: than why you talk to me?

You: because i'm curious
Stranger: okey..
Stranger: what you wana know?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: indonesia
Stranger: next?

You: male or female
Stranger: female
You: i'm female too
Stranger: from?

You: USA
You: o_o
You: next question?
Stranger: sure
You: i'm 57 (cheah right!)
You: how old are you?
Stranger: wow.. can i call you granny?/
Stranger: im just 25
You: LMAO sure
Stranger: you always here??
You: no
You: first time here
Stranger: already find a good stranger
You:
You: that sounds so sinister >_>

Stranger: I'm looking for hot girls to cam with.
You: Lool
Stranger: I'm female. you?
You: I'm straight.
You: Like an arrow.
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Another one.

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Stranger: hi..how are u?
You: I'm fine. How are you?
Stranger: i'm fine too
Stranger: where u from?
You: USA
You: You?
Stranger: indonesia
Stranger: u know?
You: Yea I know it.
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: whats u're name?
You: Sally
Stranger: i'm venny^^
You: Vechie?
Stranger: nice to meet u sally^^
Stranger: nope..venny
You: I like pennies.
Stranger: hahahhaa???
Stranger: soo?
You: They're all awesome copper.
You: I pay for all my fewd with pennies.
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 48
Stranger: male?
You: Both.
You: At the same time.
You: It's a hard life. :<
Stranger: wow...
You: Cupping a ball in one hand, and a breast in the other.
Stranger: its heard stange
Stranger: upss....sorry
You: Do you hear that rustling outside of your window yet?
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interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
You: Hi
Stranger: x3
Stranger: from?
You: Pluto
You: It's a planet, Goddamn it!
Stranger: *-*
Stranger: you#re cool x3
You: Yes, of course. I'm on Pluto.
You: It's freezing here.
Stranger:
You: So far away from the Sun and all.
Stranger: aand you're crazy
You: Well, yeah.
You: That's what happens when they try to make your homeland a non-planet. :<
Stranger: i live in the Wonderland by Alice x3
You: Alice is just a hooker there.
You: Her pimp really owns it.
Stranger: :O
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LMAO LOL *Rolling on floor laughing* AHAHAHA LOL

The hell with that site ROFL. I m talking to someone

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Stranger: hey
You: sup
Stranger: sup
You: ceiling
Stranger: ????????
You: and crappy fan
Stranger: ohh
You: yeah
Stranger: yup
Stranger: we r 2 people
You: Oh you aren't bot?
Stranger: ?
You: Geez now a days bots have an intelligence program installed too?
Stranger: wat
You: I thought msn smarterchild or wilma was better but you are kinda kool
Stranger: ohh yea
You: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: haha
You:
Stranger: soo wtcha yupn 2
Stranger:
Stranger: we r bored.........
You: We are?
Stranger: i told u u r talkin 2 2 people
You: Oh rly?
Stranger: yeah
You: U srs?
Stranger: no we r fiends
Stranger: friends*
You: I meant "U serious?" not "U sisters?"
Stranger: oh yeah
You: Why so serious?
Stranger: lol
You: So where are you from?
Stranger: ny
You: Where is the other person from?
Stranger: ny6\
Stranger: Ny
Stranger: sry
Stranger: my friend is so weird
Stranger: she think she is from mars
You: Aren't you gonna give me any linky things or anything? Like "hi wanna talk to me? Go too www.gooble.com and bla bla signup and sign in and give creditcard number". To hell they know I dont even have a credit card
You: She cant be from mars
Stranger: i know
You: Women are from Venus
Stranger: lol
Stranger: her name is var, so she calls it varz, and she says varz as in marz
You: var? Sounds like war to me.
You: A WoW player? aaaaaahh
Stranger: sounds like car to me
You: hahaa
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: how old r u
You: Mid twenties
You: Whatbout u?
Stranger: r u really that old..........i don't think so
You: eh.. well I can't help it. People tell me I look way younger than my age
Stranger: r u from canada
You: From Norway
Stranger: where is that
You: In scandinavia?
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You: Hmm
You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
You: Sup stranger
You: How ya been?
You: I missed you.
Stranger: Same too you stranger
You: Are you ready?
Stranger: For what
You: For the battle...
You: They're coming.
Stranger: D:
You: Get your guns
You: Make sure you have ammo
You: They're out there, and they stop at nothing
You: They killed my dog.
You: I went to go feed it one morning... Stiff as a board.
You: Whoa. I have two ice cubes stuck together in my cream soda.
Stranger: SD:
Stranger: D:&*
Stranger: fresia I cant get that one right
Stranger: D:**
Stranger: TWO ICEBUBES
You: Oh no!
You: You're one of them!
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You: hi?
Stranger: heyy
You: hey stranger
Stranger: are you a real madrid fan or a Barcelona fan?
You: i like bologna, fried
You: dunno what real madrid is
Stranger: okayyy
Stranger: don't know what bologna is?
You: how's being a stranger working out for you?
Stranger: isn't it a place?
Stranger: then how do you fry it?
Stranger: well..not bad
You: well i'm an 18 year old female who's pretty **** hot, so i just fry my bologna right on my ass
Stranger: woow!!!!
You: yep
Stranger: okay then good luck with that bye..nice talking to you
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Stranger: I'm Patrick Starfish
You: ya know, i don't know which one you are, but i thought it was pretty **** wrong what ya'll did to liv tyler
Stranger: I don't understand sorry
You: she survived ya know, she'll be coming after you
You: ya should've read the gospel track!
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You: hi random stranger
Stranger: asl?
You: sorry you're a little too boring for me
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Stranger: Korvatunturi ♥
You: what?
Stranger: Korvatunturi ♥
Stranger: Korvatunturi ♥
Stranger: Korvatunturi ♥
Stranger: Korvatunturi ♥
You: WTF?
Stranger: Korvatunturi ♥
Stranger: Korvatunturi ♥
Stranger: Korvatunturi ♥
You: Same to you
Stranger: Korvatunturi ♥
Stranger: Korvatunturi ♥
Stranger: Korvatunturi ♥
You: Get lost *****
Stranger: Korvatunturi ♥
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Another one


Stranger: haii.. i'm 22 male. graphic design,,photographer
Stranger: and u ??
Stranger:
You: I m 23 male part time pimp
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ROFL I love this site

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You: das boot!
Stranger: sex
You: now?
Stranger: fresia yeah
You: but they're still home
You: we'll have to be quiet
Stranger: i moan loudly though
You: you have any std's? cuz im working on a collection
Stranger: No. Sorry.
You: honeysuckle!
Stranger: Are you a boy?
You: i dunno, i change my mind like a girl changes clothes
You: but i did kiss a girl once, and liked it
Stranger: Okay. Well, we fresia each other. now..
You: well let me finish up with ricky
You: just a sec
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You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: Stephan, paraguay
You: I'm a part-time assistant toll-booth guy, working my way up the ladder, trying to make some connections. Figured this'd be a good place to start
Stranger: hombre?
You: Nah thanks, just had a bowl of soup
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Hahahahahaha


Jesse! xD haah

Zak, I knew you's were a pimp.

VanillaCreme said:

Hahahahahaha


Jesse! xD haah

Zak, I knew you's were a pimp.

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I've got one more lol.


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You: Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic?
Stranger: Well, it had to return to it's home.
You: Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door?
Stranger: NO WAI
You: Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?

Stranger: THAT ******* CHEATED ON MY ASS.
You: hey you werent that hot
Stranger: Yea, but still, he said he loved me
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?
You: i'm rick james *****!
Stranger: Eww.
Stranger: Small penis.
You: but lots of cash
Stranger: Well, it wouldn't work anyway
Stranger: I have a penis too.
Stranger: D=
You: you dont know what i'm into
Stranger: Yes I do.
Stranger: You're RIck James.
Stranger: You like Pussay.
You: mm milk n cookies
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: So /b/ro, what's goin on?
You: eh just trying out this stranger chat thing
You: it's pretty entertaining
Stranger: Well, I'm >9000
Stranger: =3
You: yeah i didnt do so well in algebra
Stranger: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDD!!
You: honeysuckle!
You: what will we do?
Stranger: DR.RABBIT
You: jessica rabbit?
You: bueller?
You: bueller?
You: bueller?
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Haha loool, Jesse.


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Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: mof
You: Why you so obsessed with me?
You: I think that you're upset with me.
You: Lying that you're sexin' me
You: When everybody knows.
You: And I know
You: Who you are.
You: Why?
You: Why did you do it?
Stranger: your a pyco cool
You: Sure nuff
You: I'm so far away
You: Without your love.
You: Why can't you hear me?
You: Calling your name?
Stranger: good bye phyco
You: Don't break the silence.
You: Looool
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Dude can't even pell. It' o cool to leave letter out of word
:>

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Stranger: m/f?
You: female
You: and you?
Stranger: 17 m here
Stranger: got pics?
You: yes. i have a nice one of a spider
Stranger: and of urself?
You: oh yes. but the spider one is my favourite
Stranger: i prefer seeing u?
You: really? but what about the spider?
Stranger: not really
You: oh
You: i have one of a running antelope
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Steel said:

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Stranger: m/f?
You: female
You: and you?
Stranger: 17 m here
Stranger: got pics?
You: yes. i have a nice one of a spider
Stranger: and of urself?
You: oh yes. but the spider one is my favourite
Stranger: i prefer seeing u?
You: really? but what about the spider?
Stranger: not really
You: oh
You: i have one of a running antelope
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I cant breathe i'm laughins so hard!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!

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You: hey
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 12
Stranger: wow
You: do you have candy?
Stranger: awesome
You: I love candy
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: let me check my van
You: do you have a van
You: awesome!
You: does it have the deep furry carpet
Stranger: ofcurse i have a van
You: it feels so nice on my skin
Stranger: i could get one
You: oh but that could take a while
You: i take candy and call you later k?
Stranger: no wai!
Stranger: you take candy,you deliver
You: I dont have any carpet to deliver
Stranger: that's the way the world works
You: if I had some i would find a van to put it in
You: you know world?
You: he is the boy teacher says is from another place
Stranger: well i know of it
You: he dont speak so good
You: i think he is stupid
You: teacher says to be nice but I am nice
You: dont you think im nice?
You: im so nice
Stranger: no
Stranger: you're hurting my feelings
You: i dont want your candy
You: youre mean
You: with no carpet
Stranger: but it's delic
You: and you van is probably just a toy
Stranger: well it's been a while since i actually had it in my possesion
You: im 12 im big now i can take care of myself no more toys!
Stranger: the goddamn feds stripped it
Stranger: bastards even took my furries collection
You: you know fred too?
You: teacher told him not to do that on the table with the glue and stuff
Stranger: but he did it
Stranger: didn't he
You: freds stupid too him and world should be friends but they are so mean
You: furries? you play with dolls too
You: youre no fun I have gotten any candy yet
Stranger: i luv em dollies
You: bye mister with no candy
You: liar!

Stranger: wooh! talk to strangers
You: lmao
Stranger: arent we ment to avoid this..
Stranger: i mean, i was told to in pre school, never talk to strangers
You: No..
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: so we have to
Stranger: i knew it
You: it's fath
Stranger: so.. do we take sweets from strangres?
Stranger: strangers
Stranger: i took a sweet once.. then i was in hospital.. i think i might of choked on it
You: lmao
You: I took sweet once , she turned sour
Stranger: i took a yellwo fish out of the oven and called my mum a cow
You: lol
Stranger: she wasent happy and sent me inthe the chubord under the stairs
Stranger: i sleep there now
You: no boardning school for ya..eh?
Stranger: omg my cat has an erection.. weird thing is.. its female
You: lmao
Stranger: wow.. i feel sorry for its mum
Stranger: or dad..
Stranger: infact.. i feel sorry for you.
Stranger: im watting your time with all this honeysuckle
Stranger: wasting
You: your cat is humping the couch?
Stranger: uhh no.. my pet tiger is
Stranger: humping my cat i mean
You: lol
Stranger: thast humping a dog
Stranger: thast humping my couch
You: your dad is humping the couch?
Stranger: i dont know.. i think hes at work.. somthing to do with the street cornor ?
Stranger: it was bring your son to work day.. i met alot of naked people
Stranger: i dont know what my dad was doing
You: lol
Stranger: because i was blindfolded..
Stranger: and whipped =[
You: did you get an interview?
Stranger: no but i got an autograph from god
You: lol
Stranger: turns out his name aint god..
Stranger: its frank
Stranger: =\
Stranger: we all worship frank
Stranger: talk to frank..
You: the fcuken frank
Stranger: wow.. now were back to the drugs again
Stranger: waht is it with u and drugs young man..
Stranger: infact ur probs older than me
You: lol
Stranger: omggle!
Stranger: wtf does that mean ?
You: I have to go now...thanks for laugh
Stranger: i thnik it means gay
Stranger: okay bubi
You: Btw my name is frank
Stranger: :|
Stranger: OMg
Stranger: GOD

That site are gheyface this gu said he wanted to gets pie pregnant.

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Stranger: hello
You: hello stranger
Stranger: what's ur name?
You: does that really matter?
Stranger: for me..yeah
You: arent we just two boats adrift at sea rocking in rhythm with the waves of time
You: dude
Stranger: how u know im a dude, girl?
You: your mind knows no gender it just thinks and breathes
Stranger: thats deep
You: just let it take you away to the place you should be
Stranger: hhaha
Stranger: like the water in the sea..puff
You: no im talking about the kitchen
You: there isnt any food in the sea
Stranger: u said waves b4..
You: thats just what the government wants you to think man
You: that was before this was now
Stranger: lol
You: time man time
You: its all around us
You: giving us hugs of death
You: time man
Stranger: hey...r u a communist?
You: Im free man free to open my mind and know man..just know
You: no community can hold me man
You: im free
Stranger: ok..then ur a capitalismic prson
Stranger: free..free..free
You: no man prison is not the answer
You: we all need to be free
Stranger: ur really high man
You: or youre really low man
You: get up be free
Stranger: im not low
Stranger: quite those hippie things
Stranger: slap ur self
Stranger: look the reality
You: violence is not the answer man
You: love is the answer
Stranger: we are the most dangerous species
Stranger: and thats is already in our gene
You: I know so much hate man
Stranger: for millions of generation
You: we can change man
Stranger: hey..even know
Stranger: me n u are having a little war
You: Im winning man
Stranger: called 'argument'
You: surrender or be free man
Stranger: winning?
Stranger: civic pacem parra bellum
You: i have the advantage, ive secured the high ground
Stranger: no peace can be reached without war first
Stranger: ur thingking right?
Stranger: bcoz its real
Stranger: look again
Stranger: reality
You: you dont make any sense man
Stranger: there is no such of peace
Stranger: in this world
You: there is what you think there is man
Stranger: peace is only in heaven
You: you have to think there is to is is man
Stranger: no man..
You: listen man just listen
Stranger: come too my country then
You: shhhhhhh
You: shhhhhh
You: listen man
Stranger: i only heard birds
You: yeah man birds got no war
Stranger: hey..
You: birds are at peace with nature man
You: why cant we be at peace with nature man
Stranger: they are at war
You: no man theyre just flying and singing and making babies man
Stranger: little birds eaten by bigger birds
You: go make some babies man youll feel better
Stranger: and u know there biggest enemy?
Stranger: us
Stranger: human
You: thats not war man
Stranger: we eat everything man
You: thats love man
You: the little bird gave himself to the big bird man cause of love
You: he could stand to see him starve man it breaks my heart
Stranger: so why the little ones are running away?
You: why cant we feed the birds man
You: you never played tag? its all fun man
Stranger: coz we have 2 feed our child first
You: peace and fun and love man
You: well your child is little why dont you eat him
You: violence is not the answer man put your child down
You: dont eat your child man
Stranger: bcoz its from my blood
Stranger: im not a cannibal man
Stranger: lol
You: dont feed your child to the birds man there are other ways to feed the birds
You: just let him be man
Stranger: man..
Stranger: u smokw pots?
Stranger: gimme man
You: you need to think about what youve done man its not righ no child should be treated that way man
You: end the war man
You: love your brother and fresia his sister
Stranger: in the ass
You: yeah cause you dont need any more babies thats for sure man
You: only ass for you
Stranger: hey..I rather take pussy
You: you cant handle the pussy man
Stranger: but sometimes anal r good
You: just think about what youve done man
You: peace
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Stranger: yo
You: *POUNCE*
Stranger: *RETREAT*
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You: say something witty
You: something quirky
You: something fun
Stranger: dam caught me off guard
You: lol!
Stranger: when the price of nuts goes up, ul be worth a fortune
You: nuts? oh...ty lol
You: drunk squirrels!
Stranger: I dont think your elevator goes to the top floor
You: i'm 2 fries short of a happy meal?
Stranger: your pilot light went out
You: NOOOOOOOO
You: *plane crashes*
You: =S
Stranger: and
You: and i die
You: BOOM!
Stranger: slpat
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: boy/girl?
You: girl
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: i am Sven from Italy
You: you will find this hard to believe, but antarctica
Stranger: really?
You: im in a research station there
Stranger: it is hot or cold?
You: its a lovely sunny day, im wearing my bikini
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: can i see it?
You: i was joking. im in antarctica. its ******* cold.
Stranger: what about getting hot?
You: are you getting hot Sven ?
Stranger: yeah
You: maybe you should move to Antarctica then
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Stranger: AMAGAAAAAAAAAAd
You: Hi! This is Mike Rowe!
You: And this is my job.
Stranger: hey its me osama
You: Alrighty. Let's get Obama
Stranger: no
You: And have a Bahama Mama
Stranger: kill the korean
You: And we can ride a llama
You: No more of this drama.
Stranger: i ride lamas every day
Stranger: makes my balls be lighter
You: You have no balls.
Stranger: i do have 1
You: Yes.
Stranger: dont tell
You: Are you ready?
You: I said....
You: ARE
You: YOU
Stranger: nop im stuck
You: READY?!
You: Cuz I got two words for ya
You: SUCK IT!
You: DX
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nteresting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Sup
Stranger: nm
Stranger: you?
You: Bored
You: Watching Dirty Jobs
You: How's your night going?
Stranger: boring lol 4 am and im chillin
Stranger: what about you?
You: Oh wow.
You: Where are you?
You: It's 9 PM here
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: and you?
You: SC
Stranger: alright ... whats your name?
You: I like chicken better.
You: Sally
You: Actually, I like cow.
You: I like my steaks to still moo.
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