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Non Sequitur Thread
#21
My keyboard keys looks less and less like perfect squares as time goes by.
"Before you judge someone, try walking in their shoes for a mile. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

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There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

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#22
Actually, VC was born to post on this thread Toungue
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#23
Why is it a compliment to be called "sharp as a tack?"
"Before you judge someone, try walking in their shoes for a mile. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

My porn name: Toothpaste Jackhammer.

A bad Jedi dude
Combs the forums endlessly
Master spam spotter

---minty


There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Founding member of DO-IT (Department of Orgasmic Intervention Tactics)

"Man's Inhumanity To Man
Makes Countless Thousands Mourn."


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#24
I like cold food. Why do people need to eat things that are so damned piping hot!?
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#25
Let's explore the word, "pen."

The word is found in the word, "pencil," which is a long writing utinsel full of graphite/lead. It is also found in the word, "pen," which by itself generally refers to a long writing utensil that uses ink as a means of lubricative physical recording. The word is also found in the word, "penis," which is a sexual organ used by a man to write his genetic history upon the women he encounters.

Is it coincidence?

I don't think so.
"Before you judge someone, try walking in their shoes for a mile. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

My porn name: Toothpaste Jackhammer.

A bad Jedi dude
Combs the forums endlessly
Master spam spotter

---minty


There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Founding member of DO-IT (Department of Orgasmic Intervention Tactics)

"Man's Inhumanity To Man
Makes Countless Thousands Mourn."


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#26
^^^ I'm having a touch of writer's block as of late. Uh-oh, that was related to the previous post Toungue
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#27
THIS guy can cure all problems:

[Image: smiling_bob.jpg]

Smilin' Bob ftw.
"Before you judge someone, try walking in their shoes for a mile. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

My porn name: Toothpaste Jackhammer.

A bad Jedi dude
Combs the forums endlessly
Master spam spotter

---minty


There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Founding member of DO-IT (Department of Orgasmic Intervention Tactics)

"Man's Inhumanity To Man
Makes Countless Thousands Mourn."


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#28
Waterfowl are able to walk, fly, and swim. THEY should be at the top of the food chain, not us.
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#29
What's the deal with cheerios? You eat them, but they don't always make you happy!

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"Before you judge someone, try walking in their shoes for a mile. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

My porn name: Toothpaste Jackhammer.

A bad Jedi dude
Combs the forums endlessly
Master spam spotter

---minty


There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Founding member of DO-IT (Department of Orgasmic Intervention Tactics)

"Man's Inhumanity To Man
Makes Countless Thousands Mourn."


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