Yeap onetime I pick up a $100 in front of 7/11.
One x-mas I got $10,000 as a gift.
One time my office manager called me into her office for some important honeysuckle...
She handed me 3 checks..I had totally forgotten about my bonus..a total of $15,000 on top of my pay check.
Another time i was really, really shitted face out of my fucken mind....
My office manager at the time beg and pleade with me to return to work and perhaps I would volunteer to
go on a paid vacation (rehab.lol) I told her "fresia no". She was kind of sad becuase she used to party with me..ERRR.lol
She was almost in tears....probably becuase she had to write me a $10,000 check.lmao
She knew what I was going to do with it.
One time my boss called me out into the parking lots. I thought I was going to get in trouble.
He slipped me $1000 and told to STFU and play nice while he's going on vacation.
One time I quite working for like 5 months. I was really, really pissed. I had to swallow my pride and
go ask for my job back...That was kind of screwie..
My boss gave me a $5 raise because I was missing in action
Onc time I woke up and saw a bad ass car sitting in my parking spot...I was kind of pissed off ansd hung over.
Who in messed parked in my driveway?? My roomate informed me that I got totally shitface and purchased a sports
car out of the showroom with cash.lmao
One time we were leaving Las Vegas. We were broke..lost all our money gambling.
I went out to get the car in the rain as my GF stood in the lobby.
While waiting for me to get the car. My GF hit the jackpot with her $1 in her purse.
My second date with Jenni
Jenni said she had to leave because it was getting late. So she left.
I was thinking err...wTF..I should had made a move on her.
After all...she did take me to dinner and came back to my place. I totally didn't get the hint.
5 mins later She knock on my door again...saying she forgot something.
one time a friend and i attended an all day rock concert. We were really messed up.
As soon as we got into the arena...There were 2 hawt babes with a their backpack of goodies
and blankets. The babes invited us to join them in a picnic
one time i was really up set with fucken people in my life, so I decided to take a road trip.
I took a bus from TX to CA. Upon arriving in Phoinex a hawt babe got on the bus and set next
to me. She too was us set with fucken people in her life and needed to get away for a while.
I spent 2 romanic weeks with her at the beach pretending to be on a honeymoon.
She too had her pack pack of goodie.lmao
One time I fell asleep while taking care of my daugther. She didn't liked to be put in her play pen.
I just laid a blanket and her toys for her. The last I remember as her laughing playing with her toys.
I awoken with her cuddle in my arms with me. Appereantly she crawl up onto the couch to cuddle with me.
That was totally awesume and the best.
Onetime I was minding my own bussiness..just jaming out with my band.
A totally hawt babe asked me out and i went dacning with her that night...I ended up marrying her.
Another time I was ask to go partying with a friend of mine. He said he knew 2 babes.
I woke up in bed with both chicks the next morning.lmao
I also lived with them for 6 months...free rent, free food, free sex, free everything.
Those babes were totally awesume...they did anything and everything to me and for me.
Oneday after work I came home and blast the hell out of my guitar. Just taking the edge off.
Then someone pounded on my door really loud telling me to turn my honeysuckle off.lol
She was really, really pisssed. she was in her undies. Appearently she sleeps in her underwear. Super hawt and smexy.
I ended up living with her.
I've had plenty more of awesume experince. I can probably write a book.