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MASTURBATION - good? or bad?
#31
I've been murdering fairies.
Wait, that's not what I was going to say. Are we talking about in general or what? 'Cause masturbation has been depressing me for a few months now, and so I've stopped.
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#32
(03-09-2010, 11:59 PM)cheaptrickfan Wrote: How 'bout I just record it and send you the file? wav? mp3?

Hey wait, can I get in on this deal too?
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It feels like I've been here before
Here to where the animals lay down to die
So we stood alone on a distant shore
Our broken spirits in rags and tatters...


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#33
(03-10-2010, 04:42 AM)nerdygirl Wrote: I've been murdering fairies.
Wait, that's not what I was going to say. Are we talking about in general or what? 'Cause masturbation has been depressing me for a few months now, and so I've stopped.

I couldn't imagine going that long without an orgasm.

Now it's kind of bothering me that I couldn't imagine it.
"Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice: It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."

William Jennings Bryan
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#34
Boring
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#35
I've participated in fairy massacres.
"Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go." - Herman Hesse
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#36
(03-10-2010, 07:02 AM)dreamer8 Wrote: I've participated in fairy massacres.

no Sad
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#37
The little orgasm fairies have nothing to fear from me Smile
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#38
Masturbation is simply a necessary component in the maintenance regime of the male body. Without releasing sexual tension at regular or semi-regular intervals, men live under the constant threat of unexpected and unwarranted tumescence. All it takes is a suggestive magazine cover or a girl with nice smelling hair who walks by and suddenly chaos abounds in your pants. In order to have peace of mind, men must maintain a safe margin of flaccidity to guarantee against this possibly devastating social faux pas. It's no joke people. It happens every day. Toungue
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#39
(03-10-2010, 04:42 AM)nerdygirl Wrote: I've been murdering fairies.
Wait, that's not what I was going to say. Are we talking about in general or what? 'Cause masturbation has been depressing me for a few months now, and so I've stopped.

Yeah I hit those periods of oversaturation. Now I know that if I stop I'll kill an orgasm fairy.

That's just sad. Sad


(03-10-2010, 04:55 AM)Brian Wrote: Hey wait, can I get in on this deal too?


Sure. Treat it as a meditation. A mantra, like "Om." Maybe some nice sitar music.. :p


(03-10-2010, 05:50 AM)Steel Wrote: I couldn't imagine going that long without an orgasm.

Now it's kind of bothering me that I couldn't imagine it.


Don't think about it then. It'll only depress you, thinking of all those dead fairies.
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#40
(03-10-2010, 08:23 AM)mintymint Wrote: Masturbation is simply a necessary component in the maintenance regime of the male body. Without releasing sexual tension at regular or semi-regular intervals, men live under the constant threat of unexpected and unwarranted tumescence. All it takes is a suggestive magazine cover or a girl with nice smelling hair who walks by and suddenly chaos abounds in your pants. In order to have peace of mind, men must maintain a safe margin of flaccidity to guarantee against this possibly devastating social faux pas. It's no joke people. It happens every day.

this is one of the funnier off-the-cuff remarks i have ever read! good job mintyfresh Cool
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