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MASTURBATION - good? or bad?
#41
(03-10-2010, 08:23 AM)mintymint Wrote: Masturbation is simply a necessary component in the maintenance regime of the male body. Without releasing sexual tension at regular or semi-regular intervals, men live under the constant threat of unexpected and unwarranted tumescence. All it takes is a suggestive magazine cover or a girl with nice smelling hair who walks by and suddenly chaos abounds in your pants. In order to have peace of mind, men must maintain a safe margin of flaccidity to guarantee against this possibly devastating social faux pas. It's no joke people. It happens every day. Toungue

Gosh! Think of what havoc a stiff breeze flowing past your nether regions could wreak!

Men, get to it! Save yourselves!
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#42
(03-10-2010, 08:29 AM)Just_Some_Dude Wrote: this is one of the funnier off-the-cuff remarks i have ever read! good job mintyfresh Cool

It's funny 'cause it's true Big Grin
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#43
(03-10-2010, 08:31 AM)mintymint Wrote:
(03-10-2010, 08:29 AM)Just_Some_Dude Wrote: this is one of the funnier off-the-cuff remarks i have ever read! good job mintyfresh Cool

It's funny 'cause it's true Big Grin

freshman year of highschool, the hot twins sitting next to me, cindy and mindy. awww jesus! i needed some more restraint. and this ain't no bullshit, midfantasy, every time the teacher was like 'Hey JSD, can you come up to the board and show everybody how to do this problem?'

i'm like fuuuuuuuuuuuck nooooooooooooo, i would flat out refuse. god, i don't miss that.
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#44
If you have twins, calling them "Cindy and Mindy" is just cruel.

I bet the parents bought them identical outfits too. Bastards Toungue
"Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice: It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."

William Jennings Bryan
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#45
(03-10-2010, 08:49 AM)Steel Wrote: If you have twins, calling them "Cindy and Mindy" is just cruel.

I bet the parents bought them identical outfits too. Bastards Toungue

In my school we had Shirley and Sheila and Ronnie and Donnie. hee
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#46
(03-10-2010, 08:51 AM)cheaptrickfan Wrote: In my school we had Shirley and Sheila and Ronnie and Donnie. hee

is it just me? or did all sets of twins in high school have the slutty, dominant girl? and the shy, withdrawn girl?
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#47
(03-10-2010, 09:58 AM)Just_Some_Dude Wrote:
(03-10-2010, 08:51 AM)cheaptrickfan Wrote: In my school we had Shirley and Sheila and Ronnie and Donnie. hee

is it just me? or did all sets of twins in high school have the slutty, dominant girl? and the shy, withdrawn girl?

I dunno. I didn't f%$# either of them.
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#48
(03-10-2010, 10:05 AM)cheaptrickfan Wrote:
(03-10-2010, 09:58 AM)Just_Some_Dude Wrote:
(03-10-2010, 08:51 AM)cheaptrickfan Wrote: In my school we had Shirley and Sheila and Ronnie and Donnie. hee

is it just me? or did all sets of twins in high school have the slutty, dominant girl? and the shy, withdrawn girl?

I dunno. I didn't f%$# either of them.

real laughs are way cooler than online LOL's.
on that not i spit water out my nose reading that. oh my god thats funny. CTF has perfect comedic timing!!!
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#49
(03-10-2010, 10:21 AM)loketron Wrote:
(03-10-2010, 10:05 AM)cheaptrickfan Wrote:
(03-10-2010, 09:58 AM)Just_Some_Dude Wrote:
(03-10-2010, 08:51 AM)cheaptrickfan Wrote: In my school we had Shirley and Sheila and Ronnie and Donnie. hee

is it just me? or did all sets of twins in high school have the slutty, dominant girl? and the shy, withdrawn girl?

I dunno. I didn't f%$# either of them.

real laughs are way cooler than online LOL's.
on that not i spit water out my nose reading that. oh my god thats funny. CTF has perfect comedic timing!!!

Rimshot

Big Grin
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#50
(03-10-2010, 08:05 AM)Just_Some_Dude Wrote:
(03-10-2010, 07:02 AM)dreamer8 Wrote: I've participated in fairy massacres.

no Sad

Yep. With an AK-47.
LOL
"Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go." - Herman Hesse
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