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To be sexy but not sacrifice your modesty is not so hard for me. There are 10 easy ways to look stunning. Full tips
 
Yup Mr Golf Club sure feels they are.
 
Ya mean Mr Ppboy1 was right?

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Minus said:
Ya mean Mr Ppboy1 was right?

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Meh... some people like dimples, but too much concavity ain't sexy...


Only Illusion said:
For all you guys...shave your balls. Chicks dig it. Trust me ;)

The prospect of taking a razor to a bundle of flappy skin that harbors one's entire future lineage... not gonna happen :p
 
mintymint said:
The prospect of taking a razor to a bundle of flappy skin that harbors one's entire future lineage... not gonna happen :p

Well, unless you like to live dangerously you use a safety razor. :p
 
Or you don't even have to SHAVE 'em, you could just buzz 'em. Cut close enough to be nice and fresh and presentable, yet remain safe from harm where it would hurt most. :D Win win!
 
1. Talk to me
2. Talk to me more
3. Make me laugh
4. Play with me
5. Swing your ponytail
6. Kiss me
7. Kiss me more
8. Never stop kissing
9. Give your eyes and heart for me
10. Let me dare you

You are hot and I am yours haha!
 
Ways to be sexy:

1. Eat a bowl of oatmeal in the shower while seductively moaning about how high in fiber your diet is
2. Dress up like the economy in preparation for an especially raunchy evening
3. Wear a unicorn's horn
4. Don't do heroin
5. Sing to me
6. Tell me I'd look pretty in a dress
7. Start nibbling on a dead squirrel on the side of the road and then offer that "cute and guilty" expression when I catch you
8. Read me the obituaries section of the local paper in a sexy voice
9. Make cupcakes that are not laced with crystal meth
10. Smile at me
 

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