Advice.

[Deosil]

I have issues with creating friendships/relationships and indeed just conversing. So I wondered if I get some insight into this scenario that ensued and where I went wrong in general.

As I was strolling yesterday, I spotted a lady with a baby stroller. I cannot recall her features in reflection, but I presume she was beautiful. I mused that this may be an opportunity for me to approach and converse in hope of creating a bond. Thus, I approached and said 'Hello, will you marry me?'. At which point she got very perturbed and started yelling that she was going to convey my engagement to her husband, whereupon I would be very remorseful! She then turned away and left in haste.

What do you think I did wrong?

Should I have asked if the child had a father first?

 

[TropicalStarfish]

Kind of an out of character post for you...

 

[Deosil]

Kind of an out of character post for you...

You seem dissapointed.... Just to clarify this post is satirical - it's fiction.

I was being momentarily eccentric; forgive me.

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

You seem dissapointed.... Just to clarify this post is satirical - it's fiction.

Did you try throwing a pokeball at her?

 

[Deosil]

I did not..... out of interest, where can I purchase these pokeballs?

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

I did not..... out of interest, where can I purchase these pokeballs?

I'd imagine they have them at the place with the people in the white coats that you talk to when you tell them that you're seeing strange dinosaur-like creatures about that nobody else can see.

 

[user 135067]

I did not..... out of interest, where can I purchase these pokeballs?

I'm not sure if hitting them with your balls is a good way to get a girl. Then, you might get lucky.

 

[Finished]

..... I spotted a lady with a baby stroller. .... I mused that this may be an opportunity for me to approach and converse in hope of creating a bond. Thus, I approached .....

What do you think I did wrong?

You approached someone with a Vajayjay that probably hasn't had the opportunity to fully snap back yet. Next time approach a woman with kids that walk. Then you should be good to go. Ha! ha!

 

[user 139760]

What an amateurish move...

I usually approach with "Hiya, Dude. May I shake your baby a little?"
THEN I propose.
You have much to learn, young Jedi.

 

[M_also_lonely]

I have issues with creating friendships/relationships and indeed just conversing. So I wondered if I get some insight into this scenario that ensued and where I went wrong in general.

As I was strolling yesterday, I spotted a lady with a baby stroller. I cannot recall her features in reflection, but I presume she was beautiful. I mused that this may be an opportunity for me to approach and converse in hope of creating a bond. Thus, I approached and said 'Hello, will you marry me?'. At which point she got very perturbed and started yelling that she was going to convey my engagement to her husband, whereupon I would be very remorseful! She then turned away and left in haste.

What do you think I did wrong?

Should I have asked if the child had a father first?

r/thathappened