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According to the woodworm, Noah was not the best option. What do you think?
I'd say drowning was the best option. Two time incest for the population to continue? No. However, I'd be interested in living almost 900 years. But not old longevity
 
Yeah, so I let Old McDonald neglect his brood. I forgot this stupid, nonsense, immature thread was to keep away from the depression that we (mostly) suffer from. So.

On that implausible farm he owned, E-I-E-I-O,
He somehow got himself a panda, E-I-E-I-O
With an I'm cute here, and I'll maul you there
Here I'm cute, now your dead, take my pic then I'll eat your head
Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
 
I'd be convicted of animal husbandry neglect. fresia it, I'm an imaginary children's rhyme farmer, Mrs. Old McDonald took care of the livestock.

After a stint away...

Old McDonald had the thing, E-I-E-I-O
Met a man selling Tasmanian Devils, E-I-E-I-O,
With a bloodcurtling scream here, some barking coughs there, here the scream, there the bark, nighttime is ******* scary
Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
 
This one was stuck I'm my head all day

Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on this farm he had a frog, E-I-E-I-O
With a "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire, honey my hearts on fire. If you refuse me, honey you lose me, then I'll be left alone, so baby telephone, and tell me I'm your oooowwwwnnn"
And then Old McDonald put down the bottle.
E-I-E-I-O
 
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Kermit passed, E-I-E-I-O
Old McDonald lost a fortune E-I-E-I-O
With a sob sob, here, a sob sob there
Here a sob, there a sob, everywhere a sob sob sob
Old McDonald lost his farm
E-I-E-I-O
 

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