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TheSkaFish

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Possibly a regional thing, but occasionally people will say: "Short-arse, baldy, bet you think you're funny"
To which I usually reply:
"Yeah, but I can headbutt you in the blocks without messing up my hair. So who will be laughing then?"

You're also more aerodynamic, which only makes you hit harder when you launch yourself like a missile in a series of furious headbutt attacks. I just picture you running around town, or on a nature path, headbutting people left right and center like in GTA.

Those of us with a head full of hair, will never know the joys of life in a drag-free world.
 

CenotaphGirl

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"Big lips!" uhh... I almost went home and put some candles on after that one! I really loved that "insult" I was like... I have been feeling so insecure about my lips and then a man thinks they're big... ugh.. he's lucky I had fella or I would have just had to ask him for his number lol.
 

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