Corrupt the wish game.

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Granted, but, you will only eat corndogs while watching repeats of Dallas Cowboy football games.

I wish my house was larger.
 
Granted, but now all taps in the world just pour chocolate, and with no more water all humans will soon get annihilated.

I want love.
 
Granted, but you choke on a strawberry seed and die.

I want a new computer.
 
Granted, but with no internet connection ever

I wish I could erase any memory I want from my brain
 
Granted, but no new memories will be created and every day you start fresh from zero.

I want an ebook reader.
 
Granted, but you`ll not get another one for a month.

I want some kiwi juice.
 
Granted, but your kid will take possesion on it immediately

I want a servant

 
Granted but you will go through the excruciating pain of a new birth

I want to love people
 
granted, but you will love all people forever

I want a secretary
 
Granted, but there will be a roach (insect) in it every time.

I want to go on a vacation.
 
Granted, but, you will have to spend the rest of your life naked.

I wish I could get up earlier in the morning.
 
Granted, but you'd be dead tired, unable to do activities right after supper.

I wish I could erase my 2nd last ex from the earth.
 

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