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Granted, but you become super paranoid someone is going to rob you and / or chop off your long rod. So, you just sit around holding on to it.

I wish I had a dragon like in the Game of Thrones series.
 

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granted by default ... as Carl Sagan said "we're made from star stuff"

I wish to get rid of the belly fat literally over night without surgery
 

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granted but it's a female cat in heat and next day you apply for becoming a woman because their orgasms feel so much better

I wish I had a cat that remains kitten forever
 
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Granted. It stays a kitten but grows huge and weighs 180 pounds. It run throughout your place at high speed breaking everything even your TV.

I wish I had a full grown cat the size of a rat.
 

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hmm ... if you live in the US-- in NY-- you could catch one on garbage night.-- and catch the bubonic plague? I dunno... i digress... pardonnez moi.

I wish I had a magic wand and could help you all. (and I want incinerators back! ne'er mind... guess the bubonic plague is better?) RATS!
 

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You do, only to find out that you will join your least favorite band in the world.

I wish I could hit my head in just the right way to unlock genius intellect and imagination.
 
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Granted. But, you loose all of your common sense and wander around saying genius stuff that nobody understands so you end up in the exact same situation you are in now. Ha! ha!

I wish I could breath fire like a dragon.
 

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granted but you go bankrupt by spending on antacid

I wish I farted strawberry scent (girly)
 

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Granted but you are adopted, neutered and spending most part of your life on an old lady's lap

I wish it ran beer instead of tap water
 

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Granted, but after a while you get used to it, requiring more and more beer to get a buzz.

I wish I owned and lived in a castle on the moon, and was king of the moon.
 

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