Curse words to avoid the ******* asterisks

[Finished]

I figured we could all turn to our mormon brothers and sisters for a solution and see what they use:

1. Fudge
2. Fetch
3. Flip
4. Frigging
5. Freakin'
6. Suck
7. Fart (the Mormon "f word")
8. Heck
9. Dangit
10. Dagnabit
11. Darn
12. Snot
13. Snap
14. Shut the front door
15. Shoot
16. Butt
17. Bottom
18. Backside
19. Poop
20. Crap (the Mormon "c word")
21. Peeved
22. Oh my gosh
23. Crud/Scrud
24. Golly
25. Gee whiz
26. Witch

 

[Claudia1794]

Bull snot

 

[user 135067]

Same rhythm, different flavor. I wonder why it matters.

 

[Richard_39]

My french swears are still intact, though they won't mean much to you guys lol.
Tabarnak, câlisse, ostie de bout de viarge de bout de criss

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

 

[TheSkaFish]

My french swears are still intact, though they won't mean much to you guys lol.
Tabarnak, câlisse, ostie de bout de viarge de bout de criss

I for one am open to learning French swears.

It's true what they say, everything sounds better in French!

 

[Richard_39]

I for one am open to learning French swears.

It's true what they say, everything sounds better in French!

Well, if you want to have a basic 101 class on swearing in Quebec, watch "Bon Cop Bad Cop" currently streaming on Netflix (tm). It'll give you an idea of how I talk

 

[TheSkaFish]

Is it just me, or have words like "fresia" and "honeysuckle" replaced all the foul language?

I don't remember us talking about honeysuckle that often!

 

[Richard_39]

Is it just me, or have words like "fresia" and "honeysuckle" replaced all the foul language?

I don't remember us talking about honeysuckle that often!

I don't really give a honeysuckle about that.
What about when we actually WRITE honeysuckle...will people think we're swearing?
That's a load of honeysuckle.

 

[TheSkaFish]

I don't really give a honeysuckle about that.
What about when we actually WRITE honeysuckle...will people think we're swearing?
That's a load of honeysuckle.

Honeysuckle the government, they can't tell me what to do, mannnn!!!!!

OK well, seeing as how both of our posts containing curses just disappeared, looks like that's that.

Let's not die on this hill. It's weird, and seems like a step backwards, but it's not that important.

 

[TheSkaFish]

While we're renaming things, like "fresia" and "honeysuckle"...

...can "bs" be turned into "oregano"?

 

[randomguy]

While we're renaming things, like "fresia" and "honeysuckle"...

...can "bs" be turned into "oregano"?

Woohoo! can we invent our own swear words? How about 'Hedge Creeper'?
A prostitute, who presumably works in the countryside ("creeper" could also be substituted for "prowler" or "ranger")
Example "See that hedge creeper over in the cul-de-sac? She just asked me if I wanted to party. I think I'm going to call the police."

 

[Cherubino]

Bleeding Mary