Give the person above you a silly/funny super power/ability thread

[Azariah]

Just make up a silly super power and give it to the person above you.

Since there is no one above me,
The person below me gets the ability to give hiccups to whoever she/he winks at.

 

[orangecat]

sounds fun, I'll bite

When you sneeze, frogs fall from the sky

 

[Azariah]

Oh my....

You are resistant to papercuts lol

 

[sparkyn98]

You're the pied piper of doggos, when you talk, all the dogs gather round to listen

 

[Azariah]

You can shit gold.... literally.

Lol and it's pretty painful too. But hey at least you're rich lmao

 

[sparkyn98]

You can shit gold.... literally.

Lol and it's pretty painful too. But hey at least you're rich lmao

Well, now I'm going to go try that out!! LOL

When you cry, an African village gets fresh drinking water

 

[CenotaphGirl]

I... I laughed a little too hard at thissss

When you kiss someone they age in looks alone by 5 years

 

[Azariah]

You have a bazooka that shoots out rocket propelled dildos lol

 

[sparkyn98]

You can fly but only when the sun is obscured by clouds

 

[Azariah]

You can shoot unlimited spaghetti from your wrists just like Spiderman with his spiderwebs

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Ewh I dont want it..... but fine sounds like a high calorie power.

You have the power to teleport but only to places that your ex's are (im trying to think of the worst powers possible... sorry person below)

 

[Abstamyous]

Whenever you get angry, a scary looking club appears in your hand (May be projecting some of my dreams on you)

 

[Azariah]

Lol you can shape shift..... BUT.... only into furniture lmao

 

[sparkyn98]

Lol you can shape shift..... BUT.... only into furniture lmao

This would need to be me after eating all the pasta I shot from my wrists! LOLOL

You can emit a pheromone that attracts the opposite sex but only while you're pooping

 

[Azariah]

You can breathe underwater.... unfortunately you don't know how to swim

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Ugh lol this sounds accurate I genuinely cannot swim.

You have the power to play music from your feet, but only during combat.

 

[Azariah]

You have the ability to summon hamsters to fight by your side hehehe

 

[Finished]

You can hear what people around you feel.

 

[Finished]

You can play with yourself! Ha! ha!