I apologize if i have been a bit uppity lately

[Wrong]

Alright, i'm gonna be as forthcoming as I can. I was bored about 2 weeks ago I think and a bit randy you know with all that hot weather we been having, so I figured I'd try my luck cottaging. I went down to Essex, almost got arrested, so decided to try one of the gloryholes there. Its not that i'm gay, mind you, but its just like my grandfather used to say a hole is a hole, and with a gloryhole hey, whats holier than that?

So anyway, I come to the gloryhole, I stick my dick in there and I get a blowjob. I honesty have no idea if it was a dude or a chick, nor did I care much at the time. She did have big hands though I noticed that. Anyway, I've been noticing these lumps on my dick for the past few days and I'm petrified that I might be coming down with a case of the monkeypox. Should I visit a doctor about this?

 

[user 139760]

You should probably go to the doctor's and have your head examined. I think your IQ's leaking somewhere.
Or maybe a Sorcerer. There's fur growing off your hands and you're making strange, troll-like sounds.

 

[Wrong]

You should probably go to the doctor's and have your head examined. I think your IQ's leaking somewhere.
Or maybe a Sorcerer. There's fur growing off your hands and you're making strange, troll-like sounds.

yeah thats probably true, i ain't too smart because i was born in a hippy commune. i was breastfed by a bunch of different ladies, my mother told me. and they all were doing acid heavy back then.

i don't get the troll bit, but she did have hairy hands now that you mention it. anyway, what else did you wanna talk to me about?

 

[user 139760]

"How to waste everyone's time and think we're being clever with it", I understand you're the author? Where can I get it authographed?

 

[Wrong]

"How to waste everyone's time and think we're being clever with it", I understand you're the author? Where can I get it authographed?

you can get more than an autograph, dick. if you catch my drift.

a/s/l?

 

[user 139760]

Ish, sorry. Bit too gay for a not-gay offer for me. If I'm to be handled by a wanker, I'd rather it be done by a professional, like some homeless dude.
Just a signature will do. I'm running out of paper to start the fireplace.

 

[Wrong]

Ish, sorry. Bit too gay for a not-gay offer for me. If I'm to be handled by a wanker, I'd rather it be done by a professional, like some homeless dude.
Just a signature will do. I'm running out of paper to start the fireplace.

You sure? You sound like you need to get laid, take a load off. I'm not just any wanker, i'm the best piece of ass in 5 states. I'll suck your cock till your honeysuckle turns white, buddy.

The offer stands!

 

[TheSkaFish]

So this dude gets to say all kinds of words we can't say here, and it's fine.

The other guy gets to tell me to fresia off three times out of nowhere, and gets to call other people things, and gets a slap on the wrist at most.

I tell someone to fresia off once, who was treating people with contempt and malice for months on end, which played a part in a couple people quitting the forum. It's still a mystery to me why he was allowed to antagonize people for so long in the first place, when it was obvious what he was doing, especially after he ignored warnings and just kept doing it. But standing up to that person got me almost a year in total, from the incident itself plus the fallout from it.

Someone want to logic that for me? Cause I don't get it. It's almost like sticking up for yourself and others, is worse than actually causing problems. It's like school all over again. I never understood the reasoning behind "it doesn't matter who started it". Yes it does, because there wouldn't be an issue without the person starting it. Why harsh to people that might get angry when provoked but who actually intend to be honest members, but lenient to people that are obvious bad actors?

At what point does mental illness stop being a "Get Out of Jail Free" card?

 

[Minus]

You do realize the guy is banned don't you?

 

[user 188685]

"How to waste everyone's time and think we're being clever with it", I understand you're the author? Where can I get it authographed?

True

 

[Nicolelt]

You do realize the guy is banned don't you?

I haven't been on the forum in awhile, does it not show them as banned anymore with the line crossing their name out?

 

[TheRealCallie]

I haven't been on the forum in awhile, does it not show them as banned anymore with the line crossing their name out?

I think it must take a while to show, because he doesn't show as banned for me either.

 

[user 188685]

I think it must take a while to show, because he doesn't show as banned for me either.

me either,and it still shows him being online.

 

[ringwood]

This dude isn't banned - he's still showing as online to me. And I echo Ska's thoughts.

 

[TheSkaFish]

This dude isn't banned - he's still showing as online to me. And I echo Ska's thoughts.

I don't know about that guy, but the other two are very much NOT banned.

And you could read their bad intentions from a mile away. It was far from just me who felt that way, too.

 

[TheRealCallie]

I guess it just depends on who you are....

 

[TheSkaFish]

I guess it just depends on who you are....

I just realized I got a "like" from you. That's rare. It should be its own forum trophy!

 

[TheRealCallie]

I just realized I got a "like" from you. That's rare. It should be its own forum trophy!

Considering how many I've given, it probably should be....but watch it...I can take it away

 

[ringwood]

Talk to Callie about snow, cold weather, how much summer sucks and Twinings tea - you'll get a like.

 

[TheRealCallie]

Talk to Callie about snow, cold weather, how much summer sucks and Twinings tea - you'll get a like.

Hey now, those are trade secrets!!!!