Insult Me Shakespearean Style!

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Do you harbor a deep, burning animosity towards the person above you? Use this Shakespeare Insult Kit to let them know!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

Take one word from each column, and combine them in this format:

"Thou ________ _________ __________!"

Additionally, here is the official Shakespeare Insult Generator if you want to find just the right blood-boiling insult for your greatest enemies:
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

Go ahead, thou swag-bellied wayward scuts, insult the person above ya!

 

[Barbaloot]

Thou art an unmuzzled, onion-eyed measle.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Thou hedge-born, pribbling hugger-mugger!

 

[ajdass1]

I always thought you were the ruttish, fat-kidneyed bladdermouthed sort of person, Rabbit (UN)

 

[MissGuided]

Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

LMAO - this is FUN! Thanks for starting this thread.

 

[hopsfox]

[Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.

 

[thenameIwanthasgone]

'Tis a consumation devoutly to wished: to get drunk to end the heartache and the thousand natural effing shocks that flesh is effing heir to. Aye, there's the effing rub.

 

[In a lonely place]

Thou art nothing but a warped, common-kissing, clotpole.

 

[hopsfox]

This is quite lovely haven't laughed so much in ages.
What, you egg! Young fry of treachery!

 

[ajdass1]

Thou noisome crumpet!

 

[In a lonely place]

What! How dare thou.
Sanguine coward, thou bed-presser, thou horseback-breaker, thou huge hill of flesh!

 

[Phaedron]

frothy flat-mouthed foot-licker.

Thou'rt by no means valiant;
For thou dost fear the soft and tender fork of a poor worm.

 

[MissGuided]

Thou art a loggerheaded sheep-biting pignut.

 

[HoodedMonk]

Thou art a loggerheaded sheep-biting pignut.

You tell 'em!

 

[Rosebolt]

Thou yeasty folly-fallen ratsbane!

 

[HoodedMonk]

Thou yeasty folly-fallen ratsbane!

Hmpth! Thou cannst not insult me with thine drivel thou speaketh of.

Knave, you don't even have a tongue thou puny common-kissing miscreant!

 

[Rosebolt]

You lie! You are a shallow cowardly hind!

 

[Arachne]

Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull ass will
not mend his pace with beating.

 

[BeyondShy]

Thou shut-est your mo-fo-eth pie hole.

Shakespeare in the ghetto. Act 1, scene 3.

 

[TheSkaFish]

'Tis well thou art not fish. If thou hadst, thou hadst been poor-John.