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Jesus walks into a bar.

The barman looks up and says, "we don't serve wine here".

Jesus looks at him quizzically and goes to look for a Spanish translator because he had just immigrated from Mexico and English was not his first language.




I stole that from Reddit, hopefully that, or the nature of the joke won't ruffle too many feathers 🪶
 
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Jesus walks into a bar.

The barman looks up and says, "we don't serve wine here".

Jesus looks at him quizzically and goes to look for a Spanish translator because he had just immigrated from Mexico and English was not his first language.
Correction to joke:

Jesus says, I'm not whining god damn it! I just want a cold beer once in awhile! Fuck!
 

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Jesus walks into a bar.

The barman looks up and says, "we don't serve wine here".

Jesus looks at him quizzically and goes to look for a Spanish translator because he had just immigrated from Mexico and English was not his first language.




I stole that from Reddit, hopefully that, or nature of the joke won't ruffle too many feathers 🪶
I think it goes like this.

Jesus walks into a bar.

The barman looks up and says, " we only serve water here ".

Jesus, sarcastically, " Oh no "
 

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Hahah, we're living in strange days my friend.


Business decisions like this may also explain why Selfridges went bust last year.

Strange days, indeed. For 100 pounds, that water better be from the Fountain of Youth. That's madness!
 

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Midwest's First Water-Only Bar
 

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Does it give me superpowers? Genius intellect? The ability to travel through time?

For the price of a very nice car, it better. I don't know what's crazier - the price itself, or that someone somewhere must have been willing to pay it.
Maybe Jesus walked on it?
 

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It sounds like Jesus put you in "the friend zone." I warned you about those Mary Magdalene rumors...
 

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