A life is good t-shirt with a chicken on it. They have a t-shirt for everything. I usually just get the plain ones but I couldn't resist the chicken. Its the one that says a chicken can't cross the road without their motives being questioned.
A treasure map from my five year old niece. It not only gives me the location of King Arthurs final resting place but also acts as a hat if it rains "so your pretty hair won't get ruined" I love my niece she has her priorities in order.