Let's write a novel. One sentence at a time

[Finished]

Including silver, gold, cash, weapons, and lots and lots of trolls.

 

[Blue Bob]

Spunky walked over to one open chest and pulled out what appeared to be a magic wand.

 

[Lonely girl 28]

It sparkled brightly.

 

[Rohini]

He pointed the wand directly at one of the trolls and.....proclaimed loudly:

 

[Finished]

I hereby make you into a unicorn!

 

[Blue Bob]

And poof!

 

[Lonely girl 28]

Spunky turned into a unicorn! (She didn't see the mirror the troll was holding.)

 

[Finished]

Spunky was like WTF!

 

[Blue Bob]

Cream jumps on Spunky's back, grabs a hand full of mane and yells"Giddyup!"

 

[Finished]

Spunky, without thinking, darted across the hallway, into a vacant room, and broke through the window, flying fast and high into the clouds.

 

[Rohini]

While in the sky, Spunky looked below him and proudly shouted:

 

[Finished]

I'm Awesome, I'm Happy, I'm Free, I'm Cured, all I needed was to become something special!

 

[user 162085]

Unfortunately, "being special" to Spunky's consternation; had a major flaw...

 

[Finished]

He didn't know how to land.

 

[Dotblonde67]

And suddenly, he could see beneath him, the glorious lawns of the White House and the realisation he also needed to poop really bad!

 

[Blue Bob]

Spotting an old white headed guy moving across the lawn in a half jog gait apparently evading reporters Spunky goes into a roll and dive as Cream screams "Let her rip!"

 

[Lonely girl 28]

And suddenly there's a hershey mess drop!

 

[Blue Bob]

Evidently the old guy wasn’t evading reporters, but running to catch the ice cream truck that had been waiting for him with a triple scoop cone held out with extended arm to beacon him on just as the hershey mess landed directly on top of it and the old guy thinking it to be a chocolate dipped cone grabs it and takes a huge bite off the top.

 

[Finished]

But, because the old guy was a politician he had no connection to reality and thought it was uniquely delicious.

 

[Lonely girl 28]

He smiled gamely despite the taste.