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I used to paint my face pale white, slip into a local female nurse training clinic, keep my body rigid, and pretend to be a resuscitation dummy.

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Elon Musk was my homeboy, back in the 90s. He was fresh off the boat, he used to sell weed for me, and fetch me random things. For that reason I'd call him "Gopher", as well as the fact that he resembled a large rodent. He hated it.

He'd always be mumbling something like, "Someday I'll be the king of Mars, and you'll be sorry Ska! Seth Efrica."

And I'd say "Yeah sure, Gopher. Go get me a 40 of Olde English."
 

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