Stupidest thing you've done in the past 24 hours.

[user 164061]

While my arm was lowering it went limp and slapped me in my left testicle. The human body is magical.

 

[Rohini]

Forgot about my wife's birthday

dafuq?

 

[Finished]

Drilled a hole on the wrong side of the steel tubing. Doooohhhh!

 

[user 139760]

Thrown myself at work with the energy of a 20 year old. With consequences when you're 43.
But who gives a good goddamn. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Let's drive on this highway to hell and let the flames take us all!

 

[TheRealCallie]

drove without my glasses

 

[Claudia1794]

Turned my back on my bacon biscuit while Boris the sneaky fuckin' Russian was under the table. He is lucky he is an old cat otherwise I might've bitten him for a stunt like that.

 

[Roxiee]

Fallen on my legs for nothing lol

 

[9006]

Cooked a nice pasta bake then dropped a load all over the floor trying to plate up...

 

[user 135067]

Trimmer snipped some most sensitive skin while trying to trim up. (grits teeth)

 

[user 139760]

Moving someone while hurt, with a bad back and arm, yet still getting the fridge and the washing machine up some stairs. Bravo

 

[Finished]

Spent hours, days actually plotting against someone. I finally came to a good solution to get them back. But, I spoke kindly to them and they completely backed down. All that nervious, angry, frustrating time wasted and noone to release it on!!!!!

 

[Claudia1794]

Spent hours, days actually plotting against someone. I finally came to a good solution to get them back. But, I spoke kindly to them and they completely backed down. All that nervious, angry, frustrating time wasted and noone to release it on!!!!!

Well it’s a good thing you can control your monster.

 

[Claudia1794]

Moving someone while hurt, with a bad back and arm, yet still getting the fridge and the washing machine up some stairs. Bravo

You’ll be paying for that tomorrow. It’s really good of you to do that, must’ve been someone you care for. An ******* would’ve said piss off, you’re on your own

 

[Claudia1794]

Well it’s a good thing you can control your monster.

You can control it because you only feed it plants. Is that why you don’t eat meat? You don’t want to feed the beast meat

 

[Abstamyous]

Forgot a pizza pan had just came out of the oven and tried to pick it up without a glove lol.

 

[TheRealCallie]

Forgot a pizza pan had just came out of the oven and tried to pick it up without a glove lol.

I do that a lot. lol Not too bad of a burn, I hope?

 

[TheRealCallie]

Actually thought my ex would do what he said when he said he would do it.

 

[Claudia1794]

You can control it because you only feed it plants. Is that why you don’t eat meat? You don’t want to feed the beast meat

I totally just realized that I said you don’t eat me instead of meat...oopsy

 

[user 139760]

You’ll be paying for that tomorrow. It’s really good of you to do that, must’ve been someone you care for. An ******* would’ve said piss off, you’re on your own

Well I enjoy the work.

And yeah. NOW I'm paying for it. Lol

 

[Claudia1794]

Well I enjoy the work.

And yeah. NOW I'm paying for it. Lol

I’m sorry. Now you have to do more strenuous stuff to work it out...good thing you’ve been going back to the gym, yes?