I know this will probably piss a lot of people off, but please, just hear me out and realize that this is just my opinion and its how I feel.
I feel they need to ban women from tattoo parlors. Why? No girl has ever improved her looks with a gaudy mural injected under her skin or a piece of metal dangling from her nostrils. Thereās no man on Earth who has ever thought about his girlfriend or wife, āMan, you know what would make her even sexier? A butterfly emblazoned just over her ass.ā Yet despite this objective reality, thousands of girls continue to mutilate themselves at an astounding rate, to the point where more girls now have tattoos than men. Even in our degenerate society, people with visible tattoos and piercings have difficulty getting jobs. Not even minimum wage employers will hire them, because no one wants their Big Mac or Double Crappuccino served by an Apocalypto extra. Girls who get inked or pierced are showing that they canāt be trusted to plan for the future. They donāt care that their stupid choices will consign them to living off their parents for the rest of their lives: all they care about is their individuality.
Not only that, but girls with tattoos specifically have no idea that their cool designs will be destroyed by aging. Gravity and Father Time work their magic on us all, and your taut flesh will eventually sag and wrinkle like a raisin in the sun. A chick who canāt comprehend that the awesome Narnia scene tattooed on her back will look like Technicolor vomit when sheās 40 is too dumb to be the mother of your children. The reasons girls get tattoos and piercings "Iām doing it for ME!ā are indicative of narcissism and mild psychopathy. Girls get tattoos for the same reasons they cut their hair short: a desperate attempt to assert how unique and special they are. A girl who willfully disfigures herself like this will never attempt to please you or do anything nice for you. She wonāt care for you when youāre sick, will refuse to sleep with you for completely arbitrary reasons, and will generally be a moody, unlikable cunt. Girlsā logic when it comes to tattoos is best described by paraphrasing Lena Dunhamās character in Girls: āI have a tattoo, and that just makes me naturally interesting.ā Nothing could be further from the truth. My experience shows me that girls with ink and/or metal are the most boring, conformist chicks youāll ever come across. To be fair, most girls are dull as dirt, but tattooed and pierced girls are aggressively dull, assaulting you with the most hackneyed tripe youāll ever hear.
Any girl who thinks that a getting a ring in her nose or a Bible verse on her back is a good idea is going to be off her rocker. In my entire life, I have never met an inked or pierced girl who wasnāt sick in the head, whether they had depression, āanxietyā or a full-blown personality disorder. While girls with facial piercings and tattoos on the arms or legs can at least feign normality, chicks with piercings or tattoos on or near their erogenous zones (breasts, labia, ass) are the kinds of broads who will cut you with a knife. The only good thing about tattoos and piercings is that they signal which girls you can bang with minimal effort. If youāre looking to make a girl wince during anal on the first date, pick the one with a tramp stamp or a tongue piercing. But if youāre looking for a girl you can wife up, go for the ones who havenāt mangled their bodies beyond repair.
I hope it doesn't offend anybody. I've been out of the dating game for a long time, but I just feel its such a waste. Personally, if you are a beautiful women i'd just wait till you're at least 40 to get any tattoos, piercings or silly hair colors because by then no one will care.
I'd consider what you said. But no.
