What are you thinking right now?

[Richard_39]

Ah great, bloody love this site more and more every day. Today I'm a retired arsehole, just booked 2 weeks in the South of France.

Oohhh, can I come?
I wish my arse was as retired lol.

 

[randomguy]

Oohhh, can I come?

You'd be very welcome mate, I could use you skills in French I don't speak a word. Murd? is that French?

 

[Richard_39]

You'd be very welcome mate, I could use you skills in French I don't speak a word. Murd? is that French?

Lol Merde.
Close enough
Just yell at everyone really loudly and angrily and don't shower the whole time you're there, you'll fit in like you were born there lol

 

[ardour]

Oops did I offend someone.

 

[randomguy]

Oops did I offend someone.

Not yet man, but it's still early

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Ah great, bloody love this site more and more every day. Today I'm a retired arsehole, just booked 2 weeks in the South of France.

Are you going via Eurostar?

 

[Claudia1794]

I think I keep getting more animals because my baby is going to leave me soon. Yes, I'm the idiot that will be tending to all these animals by myself. Except for the horse, he is staying at the stables. I need cows now.

 

[randomguy]

Are you going via Eurostar?

Nah, Ferry to Dunkirk then drive down to St Tropez via gay Paree and well dodgy Marseille.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Nah, Ferry to Dunkirk then drive down to St Tropez via gay Paree and well dodgy Marseille.

Oh wow how romantic! I miss taking a train ride to the city of passion and loveee i actually started looking at tickets yikess what have you doneee

 

[randomguy]

Oh wow how romantic! I miss taking a train ride to the city of passion and loveee i actually started looking at tickets yikess what have you doneee

Hahah, Living it large Princess , I made a promise on the spur of the moment now I'm bloody paying for it. Never break a promise innit.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Hahah, Living it large Princess , I made a promise on the spur of the moment now I'm bloody paying for it. Never break a promise innit.

Lolz have you been to Brussels just for chocolates?

I love that! Keep your promises

 

[randomguy]

Lolz have you been to Brussels just for chocolates?

I love that! Keep your promises

Always Switzerland for me chocolates Princess ..... and cuckoo clocks ... you can never have too many cuckoo clocks

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Always Switzerland for me chocolates Princess ..... and cuckoo clocks ... you can never have too many cuckoo clocks

Never been to Switzerland omg

 

[alphabet]

I love her so much, and she loves me. What a devastating feeling, only love can wreck you like this.

 

[Sci-Fi]

How excited I am that my parcel came so quickly, but sad that the community is so sparse with so little activity I can't even share it with anyone.

 

[Tryingtosurvive]

I've done all i can to fix this situation and i'm just worn out after being battered from each angle from everything. I have to move on and live with the consequences of my actions.

 

[Finished]

I've done all i can to fix this situation and i'm just worn out after being battered from each angle from everything. I have to move on and live with the consequences of my actions.

How about moving to a dude ranch and becoming a cowboy?

 

[Tryingtosurvive]

How about moving to a dude ranch and becoming a cowboy?

Reminds me of the Ed Bruce song about not letting sons become cowboys

 

[Finished]

Reminds me of the Ed Bruce song about not letting sons become cowboys

Well, I don't think you can be a doctor, lawyer, or such. So, it's got to be a cowboy or maybe a rustler. Ha! ha!

 

[Tryingtosurvive]

Well, I don't think you can be a doctor, lawyer, or such. So, it's got to be a cowboy or maybe a rustler. Ha! ha!

I have an amazing bedside manner. I'd be saying "GET BETTER BEACH!!" and "ARE YOU BETTER YET??!!".