Yesterday I was on my son’s every move and word. I talked to him but mostly I hugged and kissed him constantly. During my last hug of the night he said “are you dying?” I laughed and said no but in all honesty I may not be able to live without him.
someone said I must be some girl called Princessfails or falls or something on some other random forum because she messages like me and I thought… like me? I hope you know I don’t have the monopoly on poor grammar and spelling idk really made me laugh.
I was just driving out of our yard and along our street when I noticed that the young kids on the corner had drawn a long line with chalk following the gutter. For a split second I became a Karen in my head and thought to myself “Why do they have to dirty up the road like that?” I laughed to myself saying out loud “Dirty up the road. Dirty up the road? The road. Dirtying a road!” It was just a head thing.
"Sis, you're gaming. I don't wanna go yo work, let's trade places".
"No, go to work. Your turn, I said the same thing this morning. We're like, tag teaming here"
"You're such a cow".
"MOO. Now git"