Buy a lot of hot sauce, lemmon, ketchups and breathe mints.
On a tuesday...throw everything into blender and make a powerful energy or sexaul inducing drink.
Mess with the taste by adding flavoring, add food colouring.
File for a patent.
Name it HawgWild and mass market it. Hire a super models to pose with slogons
such as " I like my man on HawgWild ", " Go HawgWild on me", " Go HawgWild all night..it's what the doctor ordered"
Patent the name "HawgWild" and reserve all copy rigths.
Promote the product though sponsoring heavy metal band or send **** load of t-*****
and sticker to bands...so they can wear it on stage and look cool...rip it and toss it into the crowd.
Once the name gets marketed and accpeted by youth . Give out free t-shirts at beaches
or social gathering events, conuty fairs, swap meets, truck drivers...etc
It'll spread like wild fire becuase it's Hawgwild...espeacilly in the south..lol
Market it more by getting young men and women to buy and wear T-shirts and stickers.
Exspand on the marketing even more into other areas such as X-game, X moto cross, nascar...etc
Produce more products such as sunglasses, shoes, jewleries, many other cloting line with the HawgWild logo.
Write a letter to Glend Beck and send crap load of free t-shirts...He'll read the success story of me following an
american dream and making **** happen out of nothing and wear a Hawgwild T-shirt on CNN....free marketing
When i see a baby wearing a HawgWild t-**** or someone actaully tattooing my logo on thier body...I know i will have
arrived and suceeded...lol
Hire 12 super models name SHERRI....wearing HawgWild clothing...
Have me possing in the center with my two middle fingers up...giving a fucken bird sign...
On the bottom it'll say...."There's plenty of SHERRI to go around for me. I'm your HawgWild man..bitch!"
Then send the doctor a thank you note for giving me the cure
Send Spare a couple of Millions just for kicks and gigles...lmao
Buy a new NFL team just for kicks...name them the HAWGS..
When I died...All of my money and assets will go to save the children foundations and drugs/alcohol abuse centers.
My ashed will be injected into a speicial limited edition release of the HawgWild Drink brand.
On the bottom of each can there will be a logo of ALL and Lonesome Crow on it...to identify the special release.
On top of my High Rise Office Building..there will be a lighting rod with a heart shape at the very tip of the rod.
Incribe on the heart it'll say..."Inspite of everything I love you Sherri"
On the reverse side it'll say...."for the love of god"
WWYDI....2 hookers invited themselves to dinner at your place?
