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when I was a child, I thought Mike Meyers and Michael Meyers were the same person.
 
Danielle said:
. and so I went to my dad all upset and crying asking him what exactly happens when you have a heart throb...and he just sat and laughed at me!

LOL!!!
:D
 
Until I was around 7, when my mother was angry with me, she'd pick me up and dangle me upside down over the toilet. Usually, it was for something like getting a 95% on a test instead of a 100%, or some such thing. Anyway, she'd tell me that I was stupid and that she should flush me down the toilet. Obviously, I wasn't very bright, because I'd believe her and scream and cry until she put me back on the floor.
 
When I was little and people asked me where I lived, I would point and say in the condoms over there. Later I found out it was condominium. No wonder I got those strange looks.
 

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