You know you're getting old when

[Trevor]

You keep a case of Viagra in your closet.

 

[Adamridge79]

When you look forward to lawn care. Like, really look forward

 

[Finished]

When you have to trim your eyebrows and ear hair twice as often as you have to trim your other hair.

 

[Cavey]

You know you're getting old when you realise that your previous account posted in this thread 9 years ago... ok, so technically I could be a really advanced 10 year old...

 

[Adamridge79]

You know you're getting old when you still read an actual newspaper everyday

 

[Serenia]

You know getting old when actors your age children are now starring in things as adults.

 

[Cherubino]

can't go shopping without glasses

 

[Minus]

You know you are getting older when it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

 

[Jeanine]

you can't find your glasses without your glasses

 

[Adamridge79]

You know you're getting old when you don't know which brace you'll need to wear that day

 

[user 108508]

You know you’re getting old when it always seems like your TV is never quite loud enough

 

[Galen]

You know you’re getting old when you and your teeth no longer sleep together

 

[Finished]

You know when you are getting old because you keep bumping into things.

 

[Minus]

You know you are getting old when you hurt yourself sleeping.

 

[Forgottendanfan]

When you see consultant doctors/surgeons and think, "Wow, are they old enough to be doing this job"?

 

[Rohini]

You actively recite catchphrases said by Chuck Woolery

 

[user 135067]

…you no longer recognize the faces on the tabloids at the grocery store checkout.

 

[user 135067]

…that adorable toddler nephew that your girlfriend had is now a grandfather.

 

[randomguy]

When your finger cramps up scrolling down to find the year you were born on a website.

 

[user 135067]

…you realize the elders have passed away leaving you with that title.