You know you're getting old when

[Finished]

When your ear and eyebrow hair grows five times faster then another other hair on your body. I'm constantly trimming that stuff! Ha! ha!

 

[TheSkaFish]

When you're not into the new music artists anymore, and when you don't want to listen to artists younger than you.

For the most part I don't, except in very rare circumstances.

 

[Abstamyous]

You flip off the technology

 

[user 135067]

When you remember when computer screens were black and green, and computers were CPM. No one had ever heard of DOS.

 

[Ace]

When your friend says "You're not going grey yet at least"

 

[Finished]

Your body creaks more then your floor does.

 

[Forgottendanfan]

You see a group of hot girls in bikinis and your first thought is " I hope they're wearing sun block "

Or indeed, in the winter if they're wearing revealing clothing..... "Wow, aren't they cold"?

 

[user 135067]

You know you are old if you still think vinyl car tops are cool.

 

[Finished]

When you think all the kids nowadays are crazy.

 

[Serenia]

When your 20 year old child doesn't know what a floppy disc is.

 

[Finished]

Taking an afternoon nap every day seems perfectly normal. Doesn't everybody do that? Ha! ha!

 

[Finished]

When you ingest more medications then food every day.

 

[Forgottendanfan]

When people in very high powered positions are younger than you.

 

[TropicalStarfish]

When you reply to threads titled, "You Know You're Getting Old When..."

 

[Inviable]

You know the "Hereafter" so well, that you walk into the kitchen and have to ask..... "Wait? What am I Here After"? Then you remember a song ... and then... you get all panicked!! cause there's a hole in the ceiling and...... you are...singing in the rain?

 

[CenotaphGirl]

When your ex flirts with women nearly double your age just to try an make you jealous hmm its a good look for him actually… suits him.

 

[Richard_39]

When you talk to someone about a bit from South Park:The Movie and they go "Yeah...my parents made me watch that recently". 🫤

 

[randomguy]

When you hear your favourite songs in an elevator.

 

[Unsigned]

When escorts and massage girls say: "...for your age" after telling you that you have a good body.

 

[Tryingtosurvive]

When the knees crack from getting up off the bog