Recent content by Albatross

Hey. I would like to join the group if that's cool. My username is naafi_ My nickname is Fenton

I'm currently playing space engineers. Anyone else play it?

Oh hey. A fellow kiwi. Welcome Also, jiff.

Brewing mead. I just need to add the yeast once the must is at a good temperature. Then I need to wait forever while it ferments :(

I almost made a friend yesterday. Things were going good and we were chatting for ages but then I said something weird and conversation died.

1) Every hitch hiker is a murderer and everyone who picks up hitch hikers is a murderer 2) If you ever get hit by a car don't let the person who hit you drive you to the hospital. They might finish you off to avoid getting in trouble.

Boobies

It's the end of St Patricks day. I just got in bed and the room wont stop spinning.

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. succumb to the darkness yourself

"It's better to have a wank than bang a skank" Mahatma Gandhi

I always think I'm so sneaky and subtle when I'm drunk but once I sober up I look back on the night and just face palm

Offence is not given. It is taken

uuhhhh... Thanks for sharing...

break the fall - laura welsh

I think I might be walking into a trap. If something is to good to be true it probably isn't