I'm Thai but I live in Sounther CA.
I still stick out like a fucken shiney door knob...
I'm more of a fucken bananananna.
My step father raised me and he's about as fucken white as they come.
I'm freaken white on the inside and fuken yellow on the fucken outside.
I like to pretend like I'm a fucken chinese tourist just to fresia with whities sometimes.
"Me no speakie english Bitsh. By way, I hav it fucken chop sticks in my pocket. i take
where i go..4 my fucken woodles...I mean incase i need 2 stab U eys out.
And where the fuk is Mickey mouse ? I wan go Dizznie wand? "
BTW..I know how to make the best mexican hot suace in the world
All of my GFs were white pysco bitches and blondes .....Why ??
Everyone of one them when they tried to be romanic and cook me an asian meal for the first time...
they made a fucken bowl of white rice with a butter on top...ERRRR !?!.
Just a fucken bowl of rice...wtf..lmao
Then i tell them..."that's just messed up...where's the fucken fish heads ?"lmao
" that's ancent chinese secret babe...Me love U long time..becuase of the fucken protein from the fishheads"